Yeah and you would've only just got past 250 had NZ not dished up rubbish for 10 overs straight. All 3 teams have batted poorly this series, even your own captain has stated he's not happy with your top order. Also the pitches bar Hobart and maybe Adelaide to an extent haven't been up to normal Australian standards.
Competitive cricket = entertainment, we've got that in a couple of matches by Australia batting second. It seems entertainment to a few of you would be Australia batting first, putting on 400 and bowling the opposition out for next to nothing. That's not called entertainment, it's called a one sided beat up. If you don't like it Locky then go watch the Tennis, I'm sure watching Federer win 6-0 6-0 6-0 will really have you on the edge of your seat.