94: New Pic Thread MWAHAHA 2

[Stranger]

I did not stop growing but, they just grew more, I am still growing

Ur boobs are growing, but you're not growing taller.

 

[Stranger]

...What? Don't y'all act like you've never gotten drunk and wandered into a tattoo parlour one stormy, dark ni---

Maurice? Tattoo parlour?

:?

Something's awry here...

:lol:

RAY

f**kED ME

RAY

f**kED ME

RAY

f**kED ME

RAY f**kED ME :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[Eelementary]

:lol:

RAY

f**kED ME

RAY

f**kED ME

RAY

f**kED ME

RAY f**kED ME :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:

Try that with Maurice!

 

[Timmah]

:|
:|

WTF?!?

 

[Stranger]

Scary movie?

 

[Timmah]

Meh, they weren't exactly memorable.

 

[Stranger]

They were great movies

 

[Timmah]

Yeah but not memorable ones.

I just played netball and I look geniused. Stay tuned for my netball rant.

 

[Frederick]

Meh, they weren't exactly memorable.

I remember them

 

[Timmah]

I remember them, but not every single line. I remember bits and pieces that were funny - like Leslie Nielsen pissing from his finger, the guy with the hand "take mah strong hand child", and staring at Anna Faris' norks for a combined total of about 400 minutes.

 

[Bazal]

I remember them...as the same f**king movie done a billion times

 

[Stranger]

You play netball?

 

[Timmah]

Yep - do you want a picture of me in my skirt? :sarcasm:

 

[Bazal]

Ugh......*dies* :sarcasm:

 

[Frederick]

Ugh......*dies* :sarcasm:

He hasn't even shown the picture yet :lol:

 

[Bazal]

Let's hope he doesn't, as not only would I die, I would disintegrate like a 40 000 year old parchment....:sarcasm:

 

[Frederick]

:lol:!!!

 

[Frederick]

So it was my mum's 40th on Friday...take a gander at what my grandparents (her parents) got her...

Translation (stupid camera phone ):
"How to dunk your dickie -

For a warm, firm and tasty Dickie, dunk for no more than 5 seconds

Over dunking can result in a disappointingly soft and saggy Dickie

For real indulgence, why not try double Dickie dunking?

In summary, there's a trick to dunking a dick:- give it a lick and swallow it quick!"

Also on the back, it says "May contain traces of nuts and/or seeds" :lol:

 

[Bazal]

:lol: that's awesome :lol:

 

[UndertakerMike]

I'll be 60 when my kid is you age.

Better to 'ave 'em younger if you can.