94: Superthread 10

[Dani]

Have to cook my own dinner on mah berfday.

What is this?

 

[Monk]

its timmahs birthday soon.

 

[AILD]

Have to cook my own dinner on mah berfday.

What is this?

bush week.

 

[Dutchy]

whos Jye Mullane???

He did not just ask this did he?

 

[Bazal]

He did, the nub...I vote for the cane

 

[Dutchy]

Penalty of death.

Death by wang smacks

 

[McLovin]

Happy birfday!!

 

[AILD]

doesnt sound like a punishment....

 

[McLovin]

I say we drown him in a pool of human feces...

 

[God-King Dean]

I'm drinking, & I really need to piss.

But you what... I'm not getting up.

 

[Monk]

i say, screw society.

 

[Dutchy]

Screw You

 

[McLovin]

I'd do him...

 

[God-King Dean]

i say, screw society.

I'm gonna have a shower & do a wee.

But don't think for second I'm gonna use the toilet guys.

 

[Bazal]

Jye Mullane>>>Monk

 

[McLovin]

Monk...... picture Freddie's running game, Joey's kicking game, Paul Franze's passing game, Morley's defence, Brett Stewart's speed, and you have Jye Mullane...He was 6 foot 6, 120kgs, and could run like the wind and go the 80s minutes. An absolute freak of nature. The only reason he stopped playing was because the other players complained about his dominance and thus, was kicked out of the game...

 

[McLovin]

I believe he's currently based in some sunny upper-class oceanside village in Southern California where he and his 12 kids and 7 wives all live...

 

[God-King Dean]

Sounds like locky.no1

 

[McLovin]

Could Jye Mullane BE Locky no1??

The plot thickens...

 

[McLovin]

edit: double