94: Superthread 10

[God-King Dean]

I hate the hour before Saints play.

Longest hour in the universe.

 

[Dutchy]

Does drunkenly staggering on the dancefloor holding a beer so I can hit on some bird count as dancing?

My Brother!

 

[Apey]

Best way to pick up a chick is to whip out the lawnmower dance around her.

She will go weak at the knees.

 

[Bazal]

Best way to pick up a chick is to whip out the lawnmower dance around her.

She will go weak at the knees.

Or just flop it out....:sarcasm:

 

[McLovin]

I agree...flop it out...

 

[Bazal]

Gotta love riling up the blokes sooking about the refs in the game thread...

 

[God-King Dean]

Penrith were robbed.

 

[Bazal]

Clearly the real refs were replaced by Ben Creagh and Justin Poore....

 

[StormChaser]

I'll be your gimp anytime...

Moist!

 

[Non Terminator]

He looks eager.

 

[StormChaser]

Lets hope!
So..........what's doin?

I just shaved my legs and painted my toe nails. Fun times indeed.

 

[Bazal]

My mates are ghey....planned to go out tonight, changed it to tomorrow without telling me. Lucky I double checked or I'd have been sitting at Civic Pub by myself twiddling my f**king thumbs. Now I'm bored

 

[Non Terminator]

Lets hope!
So..........what's doin?

I just shaved my legs and painted my toe nails. Fun times indeed.

Very little.
It's not a toe nail painting night for me.

 

[Monk]

was going to go to the footy, but decided to stay home and watch it instead, coz im awesome.

 

[Bazal]

Soft option Monk

 

[Monk]

zif. i got to have pizza fro dinner and M&M's for dessert. not to mention chilling with my bro and his mates...

 

[Monk]

Three men walk into a hotel looking for a room. The receptionist tells them that there is only one room, and that it cost $30. They pay $10 each, and head to their room for the night.
Later, the receptionist realizes that he over charged them by $5, so he gives the money to the bellhop instructing him to return it to the 3 men.
The bell hop, on his way to the room, realizes that there is no way to split the bill 3 ways, puts $2 in his pocket and doesn't tell the men about it, rationalizing that he is doing them a favor.

Now, here's the riddle. After getting their money back, each of the men has spent $9, totaling $27 spent for the room. The bellhop put $2 in his pocket to bring the total to $29. What happened to the last dollar?

 

[Bazal]

Quantum physics tells me it spontaneously reappeared at another point in the universe

 

[bartman]

The bellhop put it in the coke machine on the way to the room...?

The answer to the riddle... there is no last dollar. The men gave reception $30, reception kept $25 and the bellhop had $5 (25+5 = 30). The Bellhop gave each man $1 back, and kept $2.

Therefore the men each in effect paid $28/3 = $9.33, not $27/3 = $9. The $2 the bellhop kept should have come off the $27 (rather then been added to it) in the riddle question - to reflect that the money he kept came out of the money the men had effectively paid.

 

[McLovin]

I took it