94: Superthread 7 XI

[Dani]

:lol:

 

[Eelementary]

And you, being my wifey, will get to see that first-hand.

 

[Dani]

:shock:

 

[Eelementary]

:?

Not quite the response I was expecting...

 

[Dani]

Better?

 

[Eelementary]

Yes.

 

[Dani]

I aim to please!


Take that how you will...

 

[Eelementary]

I will.

And she's MY wife, people. Stop ogling her.

 

[Dani]

My hero

 

[Eelementary]

I'll kill for her - don't assume I won't kill for her.








*Quickly realises he's talking to nobody*

 

[Dani]

You're right, no one would ogle me.

 

[Eelementary]

That's not what I said. You're mincing my words, darling.

 

[Dani]

No, i read between the lines.

 

[Eelementary]

Actually you have a point.

Nobody would ogle you - because if they do, I'll kick their arse.

 

[Dani]

Sure, it has nothing to do with the horrible disfigurements.

 

[Eelementary]

What disfigurements? I see perfection.

 

[Dani]

(put your glasses on and look again)

 

[Eelementary]

They've never come off. Since the day I layed eyes on you, I have been convinced that angels do exist on this Earth.

 

[Dani]

Oh, you're such a sweet talker.

 

[Eelementary]

It's easy, really.

Artists have their muses - my source of inspiration is far greater and less insipid. It's you, my wife.