94: Superthread 7 XII

[Eelementary]

Dream girl? I hated that movie. :sarcasm:



:sarcasm:



Ok, fine. There is no drema girl.

And Dani - you're a woman, and you're fine. So you disproved your own theory.

 

[Dani]

Nah, i can be just as stupid/crazy as the rest.

Why is there no dream girl any more?

 

[Eelementary]

Dani - no. Bad Dani.



As for DG, as I affectionately termed her (which is kind of creepy, seeing as she doesn't even exist), I have given up.

 

[Dani]

It makes me sad when people give up hope.

 

[Eelementary]

Well, it was just a dream. A great dream, but a dream nonetheless. So, technically, it's not giving up if you were chasing a dream anyway...

And if it makes you feel better, I'll say I won't give up.

 

[Dani]

But that would be a lie and lies make me even sadder.

 

[Eelementary]

Well, what if I go with the whole, "It's not really giving up when she's not real," angle?

 

[Dani]

That's still giving up hope.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

what if eele has passed the mantle onto me, seeing how it was teh same girl and all...

 

[Dani]

Just as long as no hope is being given up, i'm happy.

 

[Eelementary]

Yes! That'll work!

As they say - bros before...Um...Lovely...Ladies...

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

that doesnt rhyme eele :|.

 

[Dani]

No, no. We're all hoes.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

women are sh*t.

 

[Eelementary]

You're all useful garden implements?

Well, I'll be damned - the pastor at my church was right.

 

[Dani]

women are sh*t.

You're a smart kid.

So, buy a dog instead.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

but he liked boys didnt he?

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

You're a smart kid.

So, buy a dog instead.

i just got in before you did ;-)

but yeah, ill actually take your advice on that one...

 

[Eelementary]

"Son," he said. "if there's anything you can take with you from life it's this one certainty: all women are tools."

See, now it all makes sense, thanks to you, Dani.

And no, burty. The pastor loved everyone, regardless of age, race or gender. Just ask any of the 7 year old boys in his predominantly white Sunday school.

 

[Dani]

:lol: :lol:

Where do you come up with this?