94: Superthread 7 XIV

[Twizzle]

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before
him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[Choppies]

HAHA.
Afternoon all.

 

[Dani]

Slow day...

 

[God-King Dean]

Where do I take this pain of mine ?

I run but it stays right by my side...

 

[pantherlove]

My arse hurts i need a new chair

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

why don't you just get new cushioning?

 

[Twizzle]

umm...................hi

 

[newtownbluebags]

My arse hurts i need a new chair

u been keepin bad company again Panther? :crazy:

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

sorry mate, ill be more gentle next time

 

[newtownbluebags]

Ringbarker!!!!!

 

[Dani]

Night everyone.

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

morning one and all...

 

[Dani]

I have the puffiest and most dark-ringed eyes ever.

 

[Twizzle]

change mascara barnds

it worked for me

 

[chileman]

Gooding morning firkings :crazy:

 

[Choppies]

Mornin Chile

 

[Houdini]

Morning All.

I love holidays, just got out of bed

 

[Choppies]

Hello stranger!

 

[Earl]

:idea:

 

[Twizzle]

am I in a time warp here

Harry, choppies and Earl all in a row