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94: Superthread XVII

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I lost my voice.
Everyone in the house (for some reason) is saying "HEY! SAY HERB!"

It comes out as a distorted "erb"

"IT'S HERB YOU F*CKWIT!"
 

Didgi

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Dutchy and DKOR: Love the banners lads

Some of my best work

Brought back memories JW...
wait... there are raiders fans under 27?

:lol::lol:

On second view

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Its a muv-fkn Blastoise merkin!
 

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The predicative text software loaded onto nearly all mobile phones, whilst useful during the day, can wreak havoc whilst texting under the influence of alcohol.

Some favourites:

"Sorry still outside the club. f**king steve." (queue)


"wish I was inside your gorgeous aunt right now" (merkin)


“Ready and raping to go!” (raring)


The local pub in town is called the crown. So when my mate, Dave, asked a particularly nice female if she wanted to meet up:

''fancy gettin food in the crown?''

It was inevitably written as:

''fancy gettin done in the brown?''


"Can't wait to be licking your puppy” (pussy)


"Fancy a dual?" (f*ck)

Fortunately, the girl receiving saw the funny side and sent the following reply:

"Andy, unfortunately I hav no desire 2 don full body armour, a sword, and a shield, grab my horse and ride over to urs for a "dual". Oh, and I certainly dont want sex with u!"


"It's ok, no hurry, I've got aids" (ages)


“Gassy new year!!!" (happy)


"come on over... I have wind" (wine)


My friend Steve text me when we were planning a trip to Alton Towers:

“I can't wait to have a go on all the sheep!” (rides)


“Put your coal into my puppy” (c**k & pussy)


I asked my mate if he had any plans one evening quite late:
"Wife open, definitely not sleeping!" Was his reply! (wide)


Whilst preparing for a play:
“Have you got the rapist ready yet” (script)

“Spank me when u get here” (Prank)
 

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*sigh*

Emerald weapon would pwnt any so called 'boss' of FF8..

tbh, If that androtop Squall had to line up against Sephiroth, he'd get violated...
 

Timmah

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Ooooo shiiiiney.

*hugs new Superthread*

Hmmm, feels roman...
 

McLovin

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There's gonna be a punch up if i walk into the bathroom and there's a ring around the tub...
 

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*sigh*

Emerald weapon would pwnt any so called 'boss' of FF8..

tbh, If that androtop Squall had to line up against Sephiroth, he'd get violated...

how piss easy is ff8.... just load up on 99 ultimas and pwn everything easy...
 
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