A Message from Justin Pascoe

[Shredder]

We wont keep them now - we have replaced them all already!

If you drove a Datsun, and it shit itself and you bought a Merc, would you keep the Datto if it started again?

 

[The Charlatan]

We wont keep them now - we have replaced them all already!

If you drove a Datsun, and it shit itself and you bought a Merc, would you keep the Datto if it started again?

No, you use the Datto as a paddock basher and thrash the merkin out of it.

 

[Shredder]

You have to thrash the merkin out of it to shit itself in the first place.

 

[Tiger Ted]

I want them both to stay now but they have to have an attitude adjustment. Currently it appears we are cutting out the cancer. If they can prove they aren't cancer then they can come back but geez they would have to do an about face.

Personally my bet is on these guys being cancer to the club and they will prove that by stating they have signed elsewhere not for more money but because they've been slighted in some ways.

f**k the dishonourable puppets.Our differences r irreconcilable.They have been abjectly disrespectful to the club & fans with the hollow crap they've verbally defecated & the way theyve insincerely strung the club along so as to bid there price up!

A prominent thing to come out of this soap opera is how unbecoming it is for that lowlife imbecile woods to b a leader & club captain !! This prick is illiterate & unscrupulous 2 traits that r not synonymous with a leader !

 

[Tiger05]

I agree they have treated us like merkins when they are the real merkins. The lack of respect shown to the club is beyond anything I have ever seen and that includes Hoppa sticking his finger up players butts.

Woods was a terrible choice as a captain. He doesn't give a shit about the club despite all his bullshit about 2040.

Tedesco is an outright merkin.

Still if we could retain these two we would have a gun side for next season. Tedesco the merkin is much more important to us than Woods as he is a special player.

Even without these two though the club is on the way up. I think in a very short time we've shown the players that they don't run the club.

 

[The Charlatan]

Apparently Tedesco has inked with the Cocks.

 

[Clifferd]

Yep will be announced after 5pm.

 

[Tiger05]

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...with-canterbury-bulldogs-20170428-gvv21d.html

Looks like it's official now. I was pretty sure that these two merkins were complete dog merkins. Now we have a confirmation in relation to Wanka Woods. Next cab off the rank is the treacherous fullback that we currently have.

What a pair of turds.

 

[Shredder]

05 thats a lot of mate man.

Whats the difference between these guys and Reynolds?

Im interested.

 

[Das Hassler]

Reynolds hasnt disrupted the dogs for months on end ( and made it more than obvious that he couldnt care less about causing the disruption)for one thing

 

[Tiger05]

05 thats a lot of mate man.

Whats the difference between these guys and Reynolds?

Im interested.

This took me a while to understand. There is no mate. There is a lot of hate.

There is a massive difference. Reynolds only looked because he was getting pushed out. He has left with class and stated the only reason he left was the money. He basically loved the club that supported him but had to accept significantly more money than what his current club offered. When he signed he was up front about it.

We've had two pieces of shit who have complained about all sorts of trivial things and screwed us over trying to get the maximum amount of money as well as things like a life coach to help them out. At the same time they've pushed rumours that the club is poorly run and a basket case. They have shown no respect to the fans or the club.

Rugby League to me is a tribal sport. You support your team. You don't leave your club unless there is a really good reason. If you do leave you don't go and lie about it and try to make out that you are the good guy when you've been a complete merkin.

Woods is our captain. He has led this club like the merkin that he is.

Tedesco is our best player. He has acted like a spoilt petulant disloyal snake.

These guys are cancer.

I don't know if you watch the UFC but Jon Jones is a great fighter. He is probably the best fighter we've ever seen. He is also basically a piece of shit human being. These guys aren't in his class but I liken them to Jon Jones. They are scum.

 

[Shredder]

Yeah sorry - as I get older my eyes dont work so well.....You got there though.

Each to their own.

The way I look at it is that if they want out so bad, Im glad their going. But I wont hate on them.
As I see it they have given us a huge opportunity to upgrade.

Was just asking your perspective.

 

[Tiger05]

It's cool. I'm a passionate supporter. I say kill those f**kers twice and then spit on their graves.

There is a positive to all of this. I'm on Reddit and there a bunch of supporters on there as well from other clubs. Basically everyone thinks that we've come out well on top when it comes to gaining Reynolds and losing Woods. Not many supporters rate Woods highly. I reckon last week he performed as well as he ever has but he is really an overrated player. Tedesco is a great player but if he loses a yard of pace or gets injured for the amount of money he is getting paid it's going to be a disaster for the roorters.

Both clubs will crucify these two if their teams aren't performing. I pray that their careers go to shit.

It'll be interesting at the game tomorrow.

 

[Shredder]

Yeah me to - I guess we all are or we wouldnt be spending our free time on here.

Yeah - Teddy does he knee again and the chooks wont be waiting patiently. Its going to be a new world for them.

On a side note I hate the Eels almost as much as I love the Tigers and I think its spectacular they wasted a million of cap space on Moses.

 

[Tigerm]

So the question for me is, did Farrah cause the shit or did these merky 3

Yeah me to - I guess we all are or we wouldnt be spending our free time on here.

Yeah - Teddy does he knee again and the chooks wont be waiting patiently. Its going to be a new world for them.

On a side note I hate the Eels almost as much as I love the Tigers and I think its spectacular they wasted a million of cap space on Moses.

If the reported money is true for Moses, I can't believe the Eels didn't look at Reynolds, definitely our gain.

 

[Tiger05]

Tigerm - I think these 3 caused a lot of shit. I don't think Woods was involved in the shafting of Robbie but I reckon Moses and Tedesco were right there in it.

 

[Tiger Ted]

So the question for me is, did Farrah cause the shit or did these merky 3

If the reported money is true for Moses, I can't believe the Eels didn't look at Reynolds, definitely our gain.

The moses family r all avid parra fans.Isaac the oxygen thief moses was in parra sheds after game against us.He & the wanka Mitchell would've obviously pushed for a deal with parra.

We r definitely the medium term winners in that the tough & dedicated Reynolds is a much better buy than the massively over-rated overpaid wanka @ this stage of there respective careers.

If we lose 2nite it will likely b because Maloney gives the wanka a lesson in game management & toughness.

The critical mistakes the dumb wanka made against parra contributed enormously to our only defeat thus far under the messiah IC.I really hope we sign lolohea soon so we can finally c the back of this major league dickhead who has many similar repulsive traits to his uncle backdoor with the exception of there footballing abilities.As much as I dislike backdoor geez he could play.