A poem from the west.

[Fibroman]

Twas the week before Christmas
and all through Bondi
Not a Rooster to be seen
Enough to make a grown yuppie cry

But...look on the beach
With a head like a snapper
Could it be Minnicello
No it's only the backpacker

And there's another one
with a tri coloured cozzie
I think it's Craig Wing
No, it's only Ozzie.

So where's all the pretty boys?
Cayless with his curls
There's nothing pretty to be seen
Not even roostargirls

So what's a boy from the west to do?
How much can he cop?
He's looking for goosters fans
Where is Penelope Pittstop?

To go missing at Christmas
Is really a sin
Not a yuppie in sight
What about Roosterphin?

But wait..I see a yuppie
and there's another one by the name of STSAE
So throw down a beer, and let off a cheer
Because you know St Fibroman soon will be here.

Merry Christmas everyone and a big BAH HUMBUG to you all. :?

 

[Penelope Pittstop]

Jingle Bell Rock


Easts to win, Easts to win, Easts to win rock
Easts to win swing and Easts to win ring
Racking up points at the end of a run
Now the 04 comp has begun

Easts to win
Easts to win
Easts to win rock
Easts to win chime in Easts to win time
Friday night footy on free to air
Easts will meet you there


Over the try line
it's the right time
To put the points away
Rugby league time is a swell time
to support your team all the way
Cock-a-doodle jingle chook
pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the easts to win

That's the Easts to win
That's the Easts to win rock

yule tidings fibro..

 

[Roosterphin]

Twas the week before Christmas
and all through Bondi
Not a Rooster to be seen
Enough to make a grown yuppie cry

But...look on the beach
With a head like a snapper
Could it be Minnicello
No it's only the backpacker

And there's another one
with a tri coloured cozzie
I think it's Craig Wing
No, it's only Ozzie.

So where's all the pretty boys?
Cayless with his curls
There's nothing pretty to be seen
Not even roostargirls

So what's a boy from the west to do?
How much can he cop?
He's looking for goosters fans
Where is Penelope Pittstop?

To go missing at Christmas
Is really a sin
Not a yuppie in sight
What about Roosterphin?

But wait..I see a yuppie
and there's another one by the name of STSAE
So throw down a beer, and let off a cheer
Because you know St Fibroman soon will be here.

Merry Christmas everyone and a big BAH HUMBUG to you all. :?

Not bad Fibro boy but I am not a yuppie ;-)

 

[RoostarGirl]

Well Done Fibro...not bad at all.

Finally you have come up with something amusing I am so pleased /

 

[The Backpacker]

:lol: Yes, very good Fibro. Much better than your other effort and nice to see you think about us so much. ;-)

 

[Kasper]

Great poem, you deserve a few rounds of golf clap.

 

[ozzie]

Well Done Fibro...not bad at all.

Finally you have come up with something amusing I am so pleased /

concur

 

[innsaneink]

Fibro..........8/10
Penelope...0.25/10

 

[RoostarGirl]

Fibro..........8/10
Penelope...0.25/10

OMG some people around here really do need to get a life :roll: I can't believe you take the time to add to your signature such a petty thing is it really that bad your life??? I feel very sorry for you....very sorry for you.

GO THE ROOSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[innsaneink]

Fibro..........8/10
Penelope...0.25/10

OMG some people around here really do need to get a life :roll: I can't believe you take the time to add to your signature such a petty thing is it really that bad your life??? I feel very sorry for you....very sorry for you.

GO THE ROOSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The "get a life' line gets a lot of use on the net I find.
Impossible to prove...but its usually those very people that need
to "get a life" that are the ones advising others to do same.
I'm surprised that you have the time to reply to me, seeing as YOU have such a fullfilling,enriched life.
BTW on the sig....I've had approx 2 doz pm's from ppl commenting on it positively, and it took about 20-30 mins to create...about the length of time I imagine it takes you to log in.

 

[daslacker]

:lol: :lol:
Great work insane
It doesn't take long roostargirl
:lol:

 

[Jic Jarrett]

Got one short and sweet




We had joy
We had fun
The cap will kick some rooster bum



Merry Christmas you whinging SLAPNUTS, see ya in court!

 

[PJ Marshal]

The best things in life are free
but that means nothing to Sydney City


Now gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.

Money don't get everything it's true.
So remove the Salary Cap or else we'll sue
So gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.
Yeh gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
so gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.

solo


Nick Polatis aint too thrilled
This salary cap just means more bills
Now gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.


Sydney City are gods to you
so get rid of the salary cap before they sue!
So gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.
Yeh gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
so gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.

 

[Jic Jarrett]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA only a true blue and gold boy can be that funny

 

[The Backpacker]

God makes them, they gather...

Only a fellow imbecile would find that funny. ;-)

 

[Penelope Pittstop]

:lol:

 

[Fibroman]

:lol:

The evil ones will make their own idols... Noll, Sebastian...doesn't matter. Roosters supporters with a cup of latte etc. They're all losers.

 

[Penelope Pittstop]

There's A Hole in the Bucket



There's a cap on the Salary dear Roosters dear Roosters,
There's a cap on the Salary dear Roosters a cap..

Well fix it dear David dear David dear David
well fix it dear David dear David .. fix it



But your club has no juniors dear Roosters dear Roosters,
but your club has no juniors dear Roosters .. no kids

Well, give back our boundries dear David dear David
Well, give back our boundries dear David .. give 'em back


But you buy all your players dear Roosters dear Roosters
but you buy all your players dear Roosters .. you buy

Three first grades in three years you moron you moron
That's three topline players in first grade .. you nut

But your Club has no fan base dear Roosters dear Roosters
But your Club has no fan base dear Roosters .. no fans

Well our Club is successful, and crowd figures healthy
Well our Club is successful .. can you explain that

But your killing the game dear Roosters dear Roosters
your killing the game dear Roosters .. cop that

Well spread out your profits dear David dear David
Well spread out your profits dear David .. please share

There's a hole in my pocket dear Roosters dear Roosters
there's a hole in my pocket dear Roosters a hole.

;-)

 

[Jic Jarrett]

I find that amusing too, you know why, cause its true

 

[Fibroman]

If they scrap the cap, I wonder if Freddy will come back to Penrith to finish his career? The only problem is.......Freddy wouldn't make the starting 13 at Penrith. He might just sneak onto the bench if we have a few injuries.