Ozzie rules was invented in a muslim aboriginal refugee camp in western sydney by women wearing headscarves while giving hand jobs to sheeds and captain blood escaping the evil tyranny of rugby league only to be rescued by the victorians on anzac day bringing peace to the middle east and eternal happiness across australia.
And to give effeminate expression a truelly Public profile whilst the ill-informed Public contently muse to themselves that it's tough when it's not! The false bravado is embarassing but don't let the secret out! Some people actually think it's tough!? My word times have changed. Kick and giggle ? Tough!?