An FFB Double Wedding

[dyslexie]

furrys property is worth that much?
talk to bushy, its his money..
spend as much as u want

 

[Eelementary]

Cost of throwing a buck's night: $1,000
Cost of actually throwing a buck's night: $5
Joy of knowing I can run away and pocket the difference and peope will never find me: Priceless

 

[dyslexie]

i dont know how much grog and strippers u actually plan to get with 5 dollars ?
:lol:

 

[Eelementary]

I'll find a way. Them Guyanas I hired for the Boston Sanchez (it's my new trademark move) actually know where to get cheap, cheap fruit - which they can then sit on for three hours and ferment into alcohol.

 

[Misanthrope]

i dont know how much grog and strippers u actually plan to get with 5 dollars ?

You can't even get a good cask of goon for $5. Don't be so stingy, Eelementry

 

[Eelementary]

It's my way, or getthehelloutofmywayasIspeedoffintothedistanceridingmycarrotfuelledmule way.

 

[dyslexie]

ur definitely not being best man.
too stingy

 

[Eelementary]

The moment that my request for "strippers + stool" was denied I lost all interest in this wedding.

Then I read the term "shotgun" and I got to thinking I could go around shooting foo's.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Ok, who's the dead man that ordered the stipper??

Her addy?

 

[Eelementary]

Those batwings are truly the stairway to heaven some enigmatic young rocker was referring to surely.

 

[dyslexie]

The moment that my request for "strippers + stool" was denied I lost all interest in this wedding.

Then I read the term "shotgun" and I got to thinking I could go around shooting foo's.

i never denied it, i said u can have a stripper+stool at the bucks party !

 

[Eelementary]

...Will it be BYO?

 

[dyslexie]

are we talking about BYO alcohol or BYO strippers here ?

 

[Eelementary]

...:sarcasm:

I'd rather supply my own stool.

 

[dyslexie]

dont lie, u want to BE the stool :sarcasm:

 

[Eelementary]

Nah - I'm not nutty enough for that.

:?

 

[dyslexie]

:lol: are u sure?
coz u seemed quite keen on the whole stripper + stool idea
anyways i need more women in here to talk about my hens night
also Bushy whens the wedding ?

 

[Eelementary]

Well...I'm too solid for that, too. I prefer running.

Also, I've pushed this inuendo as far as I could.

 

[dyslexie]

:lol:!
i finally get it...
wow im slow...

 

[Mixmasterreece]

Poor mixy, how will he ever survive?

whats the point timmah my dear friend, whats the point?