An FFB Double Wedding

[dyslexie]

im sure u'll find another woman..
she just may never live up to dani..

 

[Misanthrope]

also Bushy whens the wedding ?

Uh... next Friday?

 

[Martli]

Well...I'm too solid for that, too. I prefer running.

Also, I've pushed this inuendo as far as I could.

 

[Raider_69]

i spiked the punch... with sulfuric acid

 

[Mixmasterreece]

im sure u'll find another woman..
she just may never live up to dani..

so very true...

 

[Bazal]

i spiked the punch... with sulfuric acid

Fugg....I thought it burned a little more than usual on the way down

 

[dyslexie]

Uh... next Friday?

ok i was thinking monday but fridays fine..
its on like donkey kong !
wait no friday doesnt work for me.. im going out and getting drunk friday afternoon instead of working..

 

[Dani]

Mixy or Baz?
Baz or Mixy?

I'm so torn

 

[sneaky_is_here]

bush why is it you ask everyone to marry you on this forum but me?? Have you seen my resume? I enjoy long walks along the beach, get on well with children and my favorite sex toys are a box of matches and WD40.

 

[Bazal]

It's all good Dani...I;m happy to have an open marriage

 

[Dani]

Baz is the perfect man

 

[DownUnder]

Mixy or Baz?
Baz or Mixy?

I'm so torn

The choice is easy tbh DU > all :sarcasm:

 

[Bazal]

Hey DU...I have overtaken you and am therefore better :sarcasm:

 

[DownUnder]

Nah, you're just a whore

 

[Bazal]

Cheer up DU...if Dani wants she can still see you when we're married

 

[DownUnder]

I don't need to worry about that tbh Baz, the bunny told me everything you dirty bastard

 

[Bazal]

Errr...what? How did you get hold of JD's "pipe bunny"?

 

[DownUnder]

It wasn't hard to find, now what do have to say for yourself?

 

[Bazal]

How is JDs living sex toy going to incriminate me? :-s

 

[DownUnder]

We both know what you did