Ando interview

[ROGUE]

This arvo on 1269 2sm ando was interviewed by tunks and hughes.What interested me was the fact that he was asked about himself being an angry unit, and his response was that people tended to focus on a 15 second tirade yet no one cared to mention the 15 mins of encouragement prior to it.Yet he states that he's unbothered by the tag.Also mentioned how tumultuous it was for him at the start of his tenure at the club re the board and it's factions and squabling.Some confidence was a massive influence and he believed our form kinda coincided with jarryd hayne being a contributing factor.
Mentioned the players were enormously nervous prior to the tigers match, and he's tried to work on them being a tad more relaxed before running out and hindys jokes before our panthers match helped to lighten the mood.

 

[mickdo]

Very good interview from a very good coach

 

[Hellsy]

Jokes from Hindy..... they'd be real Dad jokes too wouldn't they!

 

[Pazza]

maybe we need vella back

 

[Casper The Ghost]

A TRUE STORY FROM QLD

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!

Boooooooooooo Casper:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Casper The Ghost]

NAVAJO MESSAGE FOR THE MOON

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to the Moon. When his son relayed the comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the Moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape-recorder.

The Navajo elder’s comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said.

The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate. the message.

So, the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly, but they also refused to translate the elder’s message to the Moon.

An official governmental translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message that the elder wanted sent to the moon:

“Watch-out for these assholes --- they have come to steal your land.”


Boooooooooooooooooo Casper:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[PJ Marshal]

the moon landing was a fake casper

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Be Sure And Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die!

This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today!

A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.

The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00.

A family member placed a call to the ANZ Bank:

Family Member:'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.'

ANZ:'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member:'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

ANZ:'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member:'So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

ANZ:'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member:'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

ANZ:'Excuse me?'

Family Member:'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . The part about her being dead?'

ANZ:'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member:'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.'

ANZ:'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member:'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

ANZ: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member:'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info given)

ANZ:'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member:'Sure.'(fax number is given)

After they get the fax:

ANZ:'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member:'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care.'

ANZ:'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'

Family Member:'Would you like her new billing address?'

ANZ:'That might help.'

Family Member:'Rookwood Memorial Cemetery, 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot Number 1049.'

ANZ:'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'Well, what the **** do you do with dead people on your planet?'

Boooooooooooooooooooooo Casper:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[natheel]

good to see the boys relaxed last night

 

[half]

casper is like a slightly less odd version of sportive

 

[yy_cheng]

casper, this is really, really, really OFF TOPIC.

Could you post them in Parallel Dimension under CASPER'S THREAD

 

[Casper The Ghost]

the moon landing was a fake casper

See the excellent documentary: Documentary: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Moon - Excellent and Funny British Documentary
"http://nospam06.com.au/node/4009

Moon Landing HOAX:Apollo 16 - Lifted by wires (3 minutes 1 second):
http://nospam06.com.au/node/6784

Video: Apollo Moon Hoax? Dr. David Groves Analysis. David Says The Photos On The Moon Are Staged - 10 Minutes
http://nospam06.com.au/node/4001

Video Documentary - Moon Landing A Fake or Fact - 54 Minutes - An Excellent British Documentary
http://nospam06.com.au/node/4002

Stacks more info here: Moon Landing - Hoax Or Not? : http://nospam06.com.au/node/4001

NASA Fakes Moon Landing!: http://www.brainsluice.com/assorted/misc/moonlanding.html

NASA Admits Apollo Moon Landings Were a Hoax
By Nick Fun

This photo from 1969 shows set director John Flousam clowning around between takes on the set of the "Apollo 11 Moon Landing".

RedFaced NASA officials admitted today that the Apollo

Moon landings did not happen and they were all filmed in a sound studio in Los Angeles and directed by the late film director Stanley Kubrick.

"Our astronauts only made it as far as LA", said newly installed NASA administrator USMC Major General Charles Bolden Jr. "We wanted to show those Russian communist bastards that we were better than they were but we didn't have the technology to get to the moon".

Bolden revealed that the Saturn V Rocket took off as scheduled but there were no astronauts aboard. The rocket flew into space then landed harmlessly in the Atlantic a few hours later.

Bill Kaysing, a technical writer for Rocketyne which helped build the rockets for the Apollo program, examined newly released and enhanced footage of Neil Armstrong walking on the moon and showed various anomalies that were not visible in the old, grainy footage.

"You will notice in the background several discarded beer cans, a roll of toilet paper, some Little Debbie snack food wrappers and other items you would not normally expect to find on a barren landscape", Kaysing revealed.

Rob Canter, a Hollywood sound technician, also revealed the faint sound of a men's room urinal being flushed in the background. In addition, he managed to pick up the distinct sound of several ladies giggling by the pool outside the studio.

Bolden offered his apologies to the American people. "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Hollywood", Bolden stated.

Neil Armstrong, Edwin Aldrin and Michael Collins were unaware that the moon landings were faked.


http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4092

Where's The Stars?????

Booooooooooo Casper ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Casper The Ghost]

casper, this is really, really, really OFF TOPIC.

Could you post them in Parallel Dimension under CASPER'S THREAD

Apologies YY Cheng, I am still in celebratory mode and laughter and joy is high on the list. Yes I agree with you these jokes are off topic (in response to the comment about Nathan Hindmarsh Jokes --- and he's tried to work on them being a tad more relaxed before running out and hindys jokes before our panthers match helped to lighten the mood........ Jokes from Hindy..... they'd be real Dad jokes too wouldn't they!).

Apologies to everyone, no offense or harm intended...

Booooooooooooo Casper

 

[Gronk]

Seriously Casper, stick to the topic or :arrow:.

 

[TheParraboy]

Oi Casper stays




Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet

:lol::lol:

 

[mickdo]

Oh ffs

 

[PJ Marshal]

See the excellent documentary: Documentary: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Moon - Excellent and Funny British Documentary
"http://nospam06.com.au/node/4009

Moon Landing HOAX:Apollo 16 - Lifted by wires (3 minutes 1 second):
http://nospam06.com.au/node/6784

Video: Apollo Moon Hoax? Dr. David Groves Analysis. David Says The Photos On The Moon Are Staged - 10 Minutes
http://nospam06.com.au/node/4001

Video Documentary - Moon Landing A Fake or Fact - 54 Minutes - An Excellent British Documentary
http://nospam06.com.au/node/4002

Stacks more info here: Moon Landing - Hoax Or Not? : http://nospam06.com.au/node/4001

NASA Fakes Moon Landing!: http://www.brainsluice.com/assorted/misc/moonlanding.html

NASA Admits Apollo Moon Landings Were a Hoax
By Nick Fun

This photo from 1969 shows set director John Flousam clowning around between takes on the set of the "Apollo 11 Moon Landing".

RedFaced NASA officials admitted today that the Apollo

Moon landings did not happen and they were all filmed in a sound studio in Los Angeles and directed by the late film director Stanley Kubrick.

"Our astronauts only made it as far as LA", said newly installed NASA administrator USMC Major General Charles Bolden Jr. "We wanted to show those Russian communist bastards that we were better than they were but we didn't have the technology to get to the moon".

Bolden revealed that the Saturn V Rocket took off as scheduled but there were no astronauts aboard. The rocket flew into space then landed harmlessly in the Atlantic a few hours later.

Bill Kaysing, a technical writer for Rocketyne which helped build the rockets for the Apollo program, examined newly released and enhanced footage of Neil Armstrong walking on the moon and showed various anomalies that were not visible in the old, grainy footage.

"You will notice in the background several discarded beer cans, a roll of toilet paper, some Little Debbie snack food wrappers and other items you would not normally expect to find on a barren landscape", Kaysing revealed.

Rob Canter, a Hollywood sound technician, also revealed the faint sound of a men's room urinal being flushed in the background. In addition, he managed to pick up the distinct sound of several ladies giggling by the pool outside the studio.

Bolden offered his apologies to the American people. "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Hollywood", Bolden stated.

Neil Armstrong, Edwin Aldrin and Michael Collins were unaware that the moon landings were faked.


http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4092

Where's The Stars?????

Booooooooooo Casper ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

i think shape changing reptilians were behind it all

 

[Parra]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Spoiler: Answer

A carrot

 

[Hellsy]

Gee hijacking is a great trick :roll: