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OK folkes.
Thinking about starting up my own shifty merkin sharks merch shop.
item 1 I think you will all agree is a wonderful piece.
The unofficial shark beer belt.
Sick and tired of lining up for beer and then paying huge prices for shit beer?
be sick no more.
This little baby fits right your under big winter coat.
six cans not enough?
no worries...you can wear 2 belts.
You might also notice the unmerged shirt that is part of our designer shifty merkin game day supporter wear.
Ok fella's I have another ingenius invention for those first few games of the year in the searing heat.
This is what I call the "Booze Ball"
The gist is this.....you fill it with your favourite frozen cocktail and whack it in the freezer over night.
You fill it through the patented alco-valve.
Remove from freezer approx 1.5 hours before EDT ( estimated drinking time).
Now in the blazing heat of shark park in the first few rounds the booze ball should be a wonderous cooling treat.
Here is a hint..when entering the ground carry a marker pen with the ball..
This will create the illusion of you being a autograph hunter instead of a tight arsed pisshead.
( the ball is fully autographable )
You might also notice the unmerged shirt that is part of our designer shifty merkin game day supporter wear.
