Any news on our new sponsor?

[I'm a loser baby...]

it would be more than that. it doesn't include the people who have died since which would lower the total population. It would likely be double that or more

Also blind people.

 

[The EELiminator]

i wish they were our new sponsor just to see all the wowsers heads explode
can you imagine when raaay found out? he'd scream so loud he would blow up the microphone

 

[hineyrulz]

i wish they were our new sponsor just to see all the wowsers heads explode
can you imagine when raaay found out? he'd scream so loud he would blow up the microphone

Blow???

 

[phantom eel]

They'd probably end up forcing us into censoring the jersey, so the logo said something like "p--- hub" instead.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I reckon its where Ray would go if he wanted to rip the head off one. Either than or www.shiteatingdominatrix.com

 

[Gronk]

NRL deal with NT paying off

NT News
November 25, 2016 1:30am

THE relationship between the Northern Territory and the NRL has hit fever pitch with the announcement that 2015 premiers the North Queensland Cowboys are headed to Darwin next June.

What a coup!

For fans of the sport, it doesn’t get much more exciting than the possibility of megastars like Johnathan Thurston and last year’s Dally M winner Jason Taumalolo travelling up to tackle the heat and strut their stuff on field in the tropics for a mid-season primetime clash against the Eels.

On top off this, a trial match to be played in Alice Springs between the locally dubbed ‘Territory Eels’ and the Gold Coast Titans will roll out equally big drawcard, Jarryd ‘The Hayne Train/Plane’ Hayne, to enliven those league-lovin’ Red Centre crowds in February. Hayne’s jetsetting adventures to the NFL in the US last year proved to lift his profile into the realm of national curiosity, despite his lacklustre first appearances on field and his ensuing and inevitable return to Australia and the rugby league.

Whatever the case, Hayne Plane, we’re happy to have you here.

The NT Government’s continued dealings with and ongoing sponsorship of the Parramatta Eels is obviously starting to pay off if it means such primetime matches — featuring prodigious teams and players — can make their way north.

While the Eels may have had a shaky season last year, with a seemingly unending chain of scandals — from off-field incidents to salary cap breaches — all will be forgiven if they deliver fans a top show in the Territory.

On the other side of the coin, it is now up to Territorians to get behind the blockbuster matches and come out in droves, to make sure the NRL continues to consider it worthwhile bringing big matches up here into the future.

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/opini...f/news-story/87b036d613fd050ca20d6c68187cf66c

 

[Gary Gutful]

The Porn Plane

 

[phantom eel]

"national curiousity"

That is faint praise in a fawning article.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

I personally would like to see more Aboriginals involved in running our club, maybe even the first Aboriginal CEO or Chairman...

 

[El Diablo]

why would you want someone selected based on race and not merit?

 

[Happy MEel]

If we employ Nathan Merritt everyone's a winner.

 

[Gary Gutful]

why would you want someone selected based on race and not merit?

What a stupid idea. It will never catch on.

 

[El Diablo]

What a stupid idea. It will never catch on.

if you think excluding 97% of the population from being a CEO or Chairman is a good idea then you've got rocks in your head

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

LOL

 

[Poupou Escobar]

if you think excluding 97% of the population from being a CEO or Chairman is a good idea then you've got rocks in your head

It's not about excluding anyone, it's about including the 3% (or whatever it is) of indigenous Australians. Maybe we could have an indigenous co-CEO. We could probably also have a Muslim one plus a woman. If Anthony Mundine had gender reassignment surgery he would tick all three boxes.

 

[Gary Gutful]

if you think excluding 97% of the population from being a CEO or Chairman is a good idea then you've got rocks in your head

I might have to start using emojis so that doey merkins can keep up.

 

[The EELiminator]

I might have to start using emojis so that doey merkins can keep up.

who you calling doey

 

[The Phelan Folly]

I might have to start using emojis so that doey merkins can keep up.

I love doey merkins.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

They're certainly nicer than the ones made from rat fur. More expensive but.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

I don't think women get a fair go in the coaching ranks, theres a real shortage of them as head coaches.