ANZ Stadium - Scheduling clash Round 25

[dogslife]

Please take your sensible post elsewhere

 

[Big Tim]

Please take your sensible post elsewhere

Good point.

Next I will be targeted because I take an active interest in a sport other than RL.

 

[Loudstrat]

Are we seriously that frightened of a sport that alot of RL fans find irrelevant that we resort to "gay bashing"?

You might be, but I'm not. My target is AFL - an effeminite sport. Nothing wrong with that, except that it pretends not to be.

You know that being near a homosexual person wont make you gay?

Unless I get a boner, yes. Then again, there are a lot of hot girls who are gay.

You know speaking with an AFL fan wont make you an AFL fan?

I know that from the number of AFL trolls here, like yourself

You do know that gay men have played Rugby League?

Ian Roberts had the courage to admit it. Such courage is commonplace in RL, rare in AFL

You do know that gay men will continue to participate in sport, just like straight men?

Yes. Some participate in sport, while others participate in Victorianball

You do know that most wont embrace their sexuality whilst competing because of stuff like this thread?

That is stupid. How the f*ck does an AFL game pushing Canterbury off their home ground prevent peple expressing their sexuality???????

You have made the world a better place.

Thank you. Any fight for the good cause that is RL is a good fight.

The inferiority complex is unbecoming.

There are plenty of good shrinks that can help you. You can start by ceasing our ridiculous defence of your crap sport by bagging RL as anti-homophobic. My problem with AFL is thus:

• They are holier than thou
• They are waging a war against RL (which they will never win)
• Fans like you troll RL threads to bag our great code.

Saying AFL is a gay sport is no more or less homophobic than saying the Mardi Gras is a gay festival. The Mardi Gras people accept it for what it is. The AFL people like you are the ones in denial.


It says so much that a few of you happily bag RL yet leap to the defence of AFL. You are in denial that AFL is a sh*t sport with overhyped ambitions and a grossly inflated sense of your own value. You lot crap on about crowd stats, when the least used turnstiles of any major sport in Sydney are at Skoda Stadium during AFL games. I have seen woodchopping events which quadruple AFL crowds there.


Now take your heterophobic paranoia and f*ck off.

 

[Big Tim]

:thumb

Congratulations.

Your assumption that a sport is effeminite means that it is associated with homosexuality is wrong in so many ways. Morally and factually.

Would you call Ian Roberts effeminite?

What you are proving here is that you are frightened of the standing of a competitor. To make yourself feel better you compare it to a social minority. You then completely misrepresent that minority group as a stereotype. You then also back up your actions with an excuse about "they started it"

This defensive mechanism doesnt make you a better person. It makes you a clueless imbecile.

I await your reply where you not only incorrectly assume that I am an AFL fan, you also assume that I am homosexual because I have objected to your use of homosexuality as an insult.

 

[Lockyer4President!]

This thread needs about a hundred posts deleted/moved to TFC...

 

[Loudstrat]

:thumb

Congratulations.

Your assumption that a sport is effeminite means that it is associated with homosexuality is wrong in so many ways. Morally and factually.

Yes. I made up the term AFL this afternoon all by myself

Would you call Ian Roberts effeminite?

No. He played Rugby League

What you are proving here is that you are frightened of the standing of a competitor. To make yourself feel better you compare it to a social minority. You then completely misrepresent that minority group as a stereotype. You then also back up your actions with an excuse about "they started it"

I also made reference to crowds (debunking misleading stats posted by Jason Maher), marketing, expansion, tenancy at ANZ, junior participation, use of suburban sporting complexes and rep football.

But ignore all of that you clueless pelican. Just hijack a thread. It's easier that reading posts and debating a point.

How the f*ck does bagging the AFL for having a team in Canberra called GWS make one homophobic???????

I await your reply where you not only incorrectly assume that I am an AFL fan, you also assume that I am homosexual because I have objected to your use of homosexuality as an insult.

Well, you have incorrectly assumed about a thousand things about me without reading a post.

I geddit. You are super-sensetive about your beloved AFL being portrayed in a bad light. Who you share your schlong with is none of my concern, and as long as it doesnt involve young children, animals, or my mailbox, I really have no objection to what you do with it.

I have no problem with gay people, and have no drama about certain sports, bands or film genres that they congregate to. As far as I am concerned, sexual preference is irrellevent to the nature of humans. I have no idea why you are so obsessed. I guess referring to Souffs fans without teeth means I am socio-economic-phobic as well in your eyes, Right?

The only thing I assume about you is that you are a f*cking nutter.

Face it - AFL is sh*t, and without the NRL it would be mothballed. Deal with it.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Bulldogs and Panthers should be playing in an indoor cricket facility because this matchup will get like 10 people to the game

 

[Bumble]

I went to my first GWS game today. It was fun - and I think I'm still straight, so that's a relief.

 

[El Diablo]

nice person

 

[Jason Maher]

This thread has delivered.

 

[El Diablo]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afl&defid=1086024

3. afl


AFL - acronym for Australian Football League, the governing body of Australian Rules Football.

Australian Rules Football is a regionally stunted game played primarily for and by rampant non-heterosexuals in the Southern States of Australia. The AFL is a conglomeration of blind lepers who have unnerving control over the sporting minds of ½ the population.

The game itself begins when two teams of 18 limp-wristed nancy boys run onto an oval through a 40 foot high banner made of toilet paper which has messages of love from their fans painted in it in various shades of lipstick. Running though the banner is the zenith of anyone's Australian Rules Football experience.

Prior to the game's commencement but after the "running of the banner" each side gathers in a group and runs around the oval to warm up. This is commonly known as a "melee" and is the first of many over the approximately 120 minutes the game takes.

Once the game starts at the sound of a hooter that would arouse a Moose, the ball (similar to a Gridiron ball, but less heterosexual) is bounced by a prat in a dangerously loud shirt called the "umpy". The main vocation of the umpy is to spend the game listening to 40,000 lispers calling out "ball". Most umpys are thankful that the word "ball" has no S in it.

From the first bounce until the end of the game there is a 100 minute game consisting of the aforementioned 36 men attempting to do things to each other that would be considered outrageous at a Mexican Donkey Show.

Scores are earned by kicking the ball between 4 posts at either end of the ground, yes 4. A player earns 6 points (a goal) for kicking the ball between the two highest posts in the centre of the 4 posts, and he scores 1 point (a behind) for missing the big posts but still managing to not miss all the posts.

Talent and co-ordination are not requirements to play Australian Rules Football. It is slightly tougher than Draughts but a smidgeon under Backgammon in toughness.

It is a game adored by 1/2 the country and hated by the other half. The collective IQ of the former is 12.

Hate Australian Rules Football even if you've never seen a game, it saves time later on.

I'm not a homosexual but I once AFL'd a guy who is.

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

I went to my first GWS game today. It was fun - and I think I'm still straight, so that's a relief.

Were you and your carer able to find seats together?

 

[dogslife]

Watching AFL>Watching a Parramatta game

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

Watching AFL>Watching a Parramatta game

Watching ALF < Getting caught wanking in a chicken coop.

 

[Bumble]

Were you and your carer able to find seats together?

Nah, was packed. He had to stand behind my wheelchair.

 

[Phil McGrawhan]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=afl&defid=1086024

Some of EA's best work.

 

[Richard Gay Was God]

Wow I just lost a few minutes of my life reading this thread. Blame the NRL as Paul Kind has admitted they knew about the fact that the AFL had booked the Friday night as early as October 2012.

 

[Loudstrat]

Watching AFL>Watching a Parramatta game

We geddit. You are obsessed with AFL.

Where the f*ck is "Western" anyway?

 

[dogslife]

No I love rugby league.

Pity the Eels don't play it though

 

[Loudstrat]

You whinge at anyone sticking up for the Doggies rights at what is their home ground

You race in to defend anyone having a go at AFL

You label people using the well established term "AFL" as homophobic.

You love Rugby League less than John O'Neill and Andrew Dimitriou.