Night 4 Results
4th Test
Day 1
James Pattinson and Shane Watson were beginning to strike up quite the bowling partnership, firing some good deliveries down from each end. Both wanted to get the prized wicket of Ian Bell, because he is quite a little wanker. Unfortunately, Nick Compton and Joe Root had struck up quite the partnership together. The day ended not soon after due to some rain and Ian Bell was safe.
Bazzi is NOT dead. He is Ian Bell, Ashes aligned English middle order right-handed batsman
Day 2
“Pattinson is still bowling super fast here Warney”
“He’s extremely fired up, can anybody stop him?”
The partnership that had thwarted him the day before didn’t last for long the next morning, as Pattinson launched his patented beamer at Nick Compton.
Non Terminator is dead. He was Nick Compton, Ashes aligned English top order right-handed batsman
England declared after the death of Compton, having built a strong first innings total.
Day 3
Stuart Broad got the ball for the first over for the day, and prepared to begin after a lengthy chat with his captain about strategy. However, KP was quick to rush over and also have a chat to him, much to the chagrin of the other players.
“Once again, a very bad move for this player to be seen talking to KP”
Monty Panesar was bowling from the other end and had been getting some decent turn off the pitch. He launched one extremely far outside off, which bounced high, ripped hard off the pitch and smacked Matt Prior right in the temple. That’ll teach him not to wear his helmet.
Misanthrope is dead. He was Matt Prior, Ashes aligned English wicket-keeper/right-handed batsman
“We’ve got some really bad rain starting to whip up here folks, looks like this test is done”
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It is now Day 5. With 16 alive, a lynch is 9.
Day 5 will end with a lynch.
The pitch is FLAT.
