The players gathered around the one they call Ozzy on the morning of the first test as he was walking through the gate.
'Boys! What's going on?', he asks jovially, well we think it was jovially, he struggles to make facial expressions anymore.
'We know what you're up too', piped up one player, 'and we will not stand for it'
Ozzy froze. He tried to run, but he had been surrounded.
'The southern state will rise again!', he screamed as he was bludgeoned to death by the bats of those he sought to destroy.
Ozzy is dead. He was Shane Warne, Victoria aligned spin king.
It is now Night 5.
The pitch is
FLAT.