Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[butchmcdick]

..you literally have not done any of those things ..( quote guys..I didn't make it up)

Seriously though that is your personal experience and doesn't always apply to everyone.
I have an incredible emotionall connection with my close friends.Thats what friendship is about.

I think you're referring to acquaintances when you talk about friends aren't you?

The real problem comes when there is a mismatch of intentions and feelings .
The thing is that when you have sex with a stranger or an acquaintance you really don't know their intentions or feelings .You can SAY you do about an acquaintance ,but unles you're clear on intimate things like what sex means to you then there is bound to be awkwardness after.

Look before I do this baby I just want to be clear on intimate things like what sex means to you said no man ever

Stop talking and wrap your f**king laughing gear around this one baby

 

[sportive cupid]

...and the honest woman's reply...

That's ok for starters ,but watch me on this real one babe..

 

[urban eel]

 

[Cliffhanger]

I met an awesome guy at the gym, we talk all the time when we're stretching post training. He's awesome looking and awesome, but I don't want a boyfriend right now or probably ever.

 

[sportive cupid]

jimmy's been watching you ...you're just Jimmy' type.

 

[butchmcdick]

I met an awesome guy at the gym, we talk all the time when we're stretching post training. He's awesome looking and awesome, but I don't want a boyfriend right now or probably ever.

awesome

 

[Cliffhanger]

He is though. Assist from the few things about him that annoy me

 

[sportive cupid]

How do you know he's awesome?

 

[butchmcdick]

He wears a shirt that says " hello, I'm awesome ! "

 

[dogslife]

How are his hands?

 

[Cliffhanger]

He stretches for an hour we talk the entire time.

He can also dead lift more than double his body weight.

Damn it haven't paid specific attention to the hands.

My friend has massive hands and feet, but his penis didn't match.

 

[Frederick]

jimmy's been watching you ...you're just Jimmy' type.

Jimmy's doooooown

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jimmy's going to put the moves on Clifford.

 

[dogslife]

Why would you dedicate an hour to stretching?

 

[dogslife]

Jimmy loves the velvet fog

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jimmy holds grudges.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I stop stretching like 15 minutes in lol

Who the f**k is Jimmy?

 

[dogslife]

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings. Jimmy and misunderstandings kinda clash.

 

[Frederick]

George likes spicy chicken

 

[Frederick]

Jerry: I don't know how you can eat that spicy chicken.
George: George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: What's that?
George: I like spicy chicken.
Jerry: No, no. You said "GEORGE likes spicy chicken."
George: No, I didn't!
Elaine: Yes, you did. You said "George likes spicy chicken."
Jerry: You're turning into Jimmy!
George: (irritated) George is getting upset!