Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Apey]

The jerk store called, they're running out of Baz, SGLC (he hates dogs too, probably not human), and Dani.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

:C:

 

[Dani]

The jerk store called, they're running out of Baz, SGLC (he hates dogs too, probably not human), and Dani.

You love me.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I like Seinfeld, I'm not a fanatic like the cool people on here, but it's super quality.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

The jerk store called, they're running out of Baz, SGLC (he hates dogs too, probably not human), and Dani.

Exterminate!

 

[God-King Dean]

*edit*

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Everyone who doesn't like seinfeld can go eat a bag of dicks

The bag would be funnier.
Even if it was empty.

 

[adamkungl]

Everyone who doesn't like seinfeld can go eat a bag of dicks

Wouldn't waste a perfectly good bag of dicks on them. Clearly they are dead inside.

 

[Twizzle]

what preytell would you use a bag of dicks for anyway

 

[Dani]

what preytell would you use a bag of dicks for anyway

The possibilities are endless!

 

[urban eel]

Hand them out to souffs supporter?

 

[Dani]

Hand them out to souffs supporter?

In before he said dicks, not teeth.

 

[urban eel]

Some will have more dicks than teeth

 

[dogslife]

Has anyone heard from DA CHAMP IanG of late? I'm getting a little worried.

 

[Apey]

There's something very strange about this girl. She's too good. I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others - I can't be with someone like that!

 

[Moffo]

Hate Seinfeld it's so overrated

 

[God-King Dean]

It insists upon itself.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I agree with Lois.

 

[Cliffhanger]

So I should never have sex with a mate again, I really miss my friendship with him. I miss us making fun of each other, talking about things that pissed us off, talking about music and science I miss having a good friend who strived to be the best version of themselves they could be. I f**ked up something that mattered to me.

Maybe I'll be able to fix this next time he's in Sydney. *note to self don't try to fix it with sex.

 

[Springs]

So I should never have sex with a mate again, I really miss my friendship with him. I miss us making fun of each other, talking about things that pissed us off, talking about music and science I miss having a good friend who strived to be the best version of themselves they could be. I f**ked up something that mattered to me.

Maybe I'll be able to fix this next time he's in Sydney. *note to self don't try to fix it with sex.

Bad luck Cliffhanger, hope you get to fix things.