Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[sensesmaybenumbed]

*cough*

Turn your head.

 

[Dani]

If you can pay for your own flight over, you're in.

It's been a while. But not that long.

 

[Dragon2010]

It's not a bad gig. She texted me to say she bought me a present on the weekend while she was out of town and I had been charged with finding a third for a threesome.

No joy in the hunt so far

Just stand naked outside with a sign "Need person for threesome. Must have a pulse".

 

[Misanthrope]

Just stand naked outside with a sign "Need person for threesome. Must have a pulse".

All good. Just got a call from the girl and she's already found a girl who is down with a foursome/swinger deal.

Still on the look out for a full blown three way.

 

[butchmcdick]

It's not a bad gig. She texted me to say she bought me a present on the weekend while she was out of town and I had been charged with finding a third for a threesome.

No joy in the hunt so far

I am keen

 

[Misanthrope]

I am keen

My response is the same as the one I gave Dani :lol:

 

[Dutchy]

Mis. Already lining up some Turks.

And they reckon there is plenty of white tail in Istanbul!

 

[Misanthrope]

Mis. Already lining up some Turks.

And they reckon there is plenty of white tail in Istanbul!

I've heard very good things from Mackdaddy. I reckon it's a goer.

 

[Dutchy]

Coast or Istanbul?

 

[Misanthrope]

Coast or Istanbul?

Almost everybody I speak to says Istanbul is the only place to be.

 

[Dutchy]

Make sure it's on the secular whities side! Apparently the Asian side still stones girls for showing tit or knee.

 

[Misanthrope]

Savages.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Almost everybody I speak to says Istanbul is the only place to be.

Coast or Istanbul?

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Make sure it's on the secular whities side! Apparently the Asian side still stones girls for showing tit or knee.

Hot!

 

[Cliffhanger]

Blue eyes doesn't eat meat, massive deal breaker.


Friend I f**ked sent me a huge message, it was sweet by his standards. I forgave him.

 

[Misanthrope]

Blue eyes doesn't eat meat, massive deal breaker.


Friend I f**ked sent me a huge message, it was sweet by his standards. I forgave him.

He doesn't eat meat or he doesn't eat meat ;-)?

 

[dogslife]

Blue eyes doesn't eat meat, massive deal breaker.

What a loser. I seem to recall you went through that phase

 

[Cliffhanger]

He eats chicken but he doesn't like red meat. I was so disappointed, even when I didn't eat it, I still loved red meat.

 

[butchmcdick]

He eats chicken but he doesn't like red meat. I was so disappointed, even when I didn't eat it, I still loved red meat.

Why is this a deal breaker ?

 

[Cliffhanger]

A real man loves red meat, I don't care what anyone says.

 

[dogslife]

She's right.