Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[butchmcdick]

I have him on facebook, that's it.

We were both doing courses at the Australian Institute of Fitness, not even in the same course though but we've both finished up now . We talked before class a lot and during breaks.

I hid my feelings behind taking the piss out of him a lot like good friends do. He gave back, today he touched my boob, it was from the side and he was explaining how they do trigger points in massage on chest (he's doing massage, I was doing PT).

You could always book him in to massage your trigger points.

It sounds to me like this is more than a physical thing.

Working with manly ladies there have been occasions when I have had the emotional connection with ladies I work with. When I start to think the grass might be greener I do the condom test. What I mean by that is I always try to think about after I bang them and the full condom hits the floor what then ? Not once have I thought that life would be better with anyone but my missus

If you bang this boob touching magician what then ? What happens when the condom hits the floor ?

 

[BDR]

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

You could always book him in to massage your trigger points.

It sounds to me like this is more than a physical thing.

Working with manly ladies there have been occasions when I have had the emotional connection with ladies I work with. When I start to think the grass might be greener I do the condom test. What I mean by that is I always try to think about after I bang them and the full condom hits the floor what then ? Not once have I thought that life would be better with anyone but my missus

If you bang this boob touching magician what then ? What happens when the condom hits the floor ?

Usually I just roll over and go to sleep...

 

[Frederick]

:lol:

 

[butchmcdick]

Usually I just roll over and go to sleep...

Me too

Eventually you have to wake up and deal with the situation though

 

[Dragon2010]

Ah I see, so just keep in contact with him via Facebook then and talk to him when you can? By the sounds of it you're just physically attracted in the sense you want to bang him? But not much emotional attachment?

 

[Twizzle]

wow, boob touching

doesn't get much heavier than that

time to set the date

 

[Cliffhanger]

f**k you guys, I'm not manly. I think I think I am sad that our friendship won't be the same and all the other things are unimportant. I am going to try not thinking about him. I probably only liked him because he was a lot like me. I'll find someone else or I won't what does it matter, I'll stick to working on the things I do have the power to change.

 

[dogslife]

Ask him for a dick pic

 

[HowHigh]

You could always book him in to massage your trigger points.

It sounds to me like this is more than a physical thing.

Working with manly ladies there have been occasions when I have had the emotional connection with ladies I work with. When I start to think the grass might be greener I do the condom test. What I mean by that is I always try to think about after I bang them and the full condom hits the floor what then ? Not once have I thought that life would be better with anyone but my missus

If you bang this boob touching magician what then ? What happens when the condom hits the floor ?

:lol: quality

 

[Cliffhanger]

No I am done. Not thinking about guys any more. Waste of energy and time. I am going to focus on uni, my training and my pt career.

 

[IanG]

Also when you do finally land one how come you then get one of those who Friend Binned you getting all upset asking "why not me?"

 

[Misanthrope]

I meet girls I want to bang on a near daily basis. If I acted on every impulse is be an STD riddled guy with broken hips, a criminal records, and more bastards than the Storm starting lineup.

 

[Frederick]

I meet girls I want to bang on a near daily basis. If I acted on every impulse is be an STD riddled guy with broken hips, a criminal records, and more bastards than the Storm starting lineup.

You're not far off though, surely?

 

[Frederick]

No I am done. Not thinking about guys any more. Waste of energy and time. I am going to focus on uni, my training and my pt career.

Turned lezzo?

 

[Misanthrope]

You're not far off though, surely?

STD free since '83!

 

[Cliffhanger]

Ew no, women are so much worse than men.

Why didn't you ask him out when you had the chance?

He had a girlfriend the whole time.

It wasn't physical attraction and we have a tonne in common. That's why

 

[Frederick]

Ew no, women are so much worse than men.


He had a girlfriend the whole time.

It wasn't physical attraction and we have a tonne in common. That's why

Oh yeah, it's plainly obvious.

You have boobs
He touches boobs
You guys are soul mates

 

[BDR]

Why are you guys projecting so much :lol:

 

[Cliffhanger]

Nope, we're both very competitive, egotistical, smart, similar sense of humour, we're doing the same degree at uni, we're both a little cocky, like the same shows and movies, etC

None of it matters though. I am forgetting about it.