Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[butchmcdick]

:lol: quality

If only I had my own ask butch advice column.

It would kick the f**k out of dolly doctor

 

[Dani]

Butchmcdick, sometimes I get this funny tingling down there when I think about boys. What does that mean?

 

[butchmcdick]

Butchmcdick, sometimes I get this funny tingling down there when I think about boys. What does that mean?

Dear Dani

It is hard for me to diagnose the problem from a simple letter

Can you attach a photo of the effected area please ?

 

[Dragon2010]

If only I had my own ask butch advice column.

It would kick the f**k out of dolly doctor

I'll be your assistant!

 

[soc123_au]

Dear Dani

It is hard for me to diagnose the problem from a simple letter

Can you attach a photo of the effected area please ?

I think she may need to book a consultation. You will need to numb the area then take a look. Num num num num..

 

[HowHigh]

Take a seat and tell us your problems

 

[Dani]

Dear Dani

It is hard for me to diagnose the problem from a simple letter

Can you attach a photo of the effected area please ?

Dear Butchmcdick

PM sent.

 

[butchmcdick]

I think I see the problem

 

[thorson1987]

Dear Butch,

noticed you have helped Dani and I need some advice.

It really burns when i take a piss.

If you like i can send you some pics to give you a better look.

 

[butchmcdick]

Dear Thorson

Thanks for the pic. Judging from the pic I would say you are about six or seven. At your age it is important when you go to the toilet to wipe front to back to fight infection.

Apart from that I suggest you see your GP about prescribing you some trimethoprim and or some ural. Also cotton underwear may help.

Cheers Butch

 

[soc123_au]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Didgi]

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Love your work Butch.

 

[thorson1987]

Dear Thorson

Thanks for the pic. Judging from the pic I would say you are about six or seven. At your age it is important when you go to the toilet to wipe front to back to fight infection.

Apart from that I suggest you see your GP about prescribing you some trimethoprim and or some ural. Also cotton underwear may help.

Cheers Butch

You must have got the pics mixed up mate. No way mine is the same size as a 7 yr old.

It's smaller.

 

[Eelementary]

Nope, we're both very competitive, egotistical, smart, similar sense of humour, we're doing the same degree at uni, we're both a little cocky, like the same shows and movies, etC

None of it matters though. I am forgetting about it.

That's a little cocky.

You are not short of confidence.

 

[God-King Dean]

Take a seat and tell us your problems

I just got this weird feeling of deja vu....

 

[Rebel]

How does one become more sympathetic to women? When they say/do/cry about something and wont let it go, what are somethings everyone does to ensure you dont get all mad at her for being a whinger?

 

[BDR]

you slide the tip inside

 

[Rebel]

That method has been tried.

 

[BDR]

In srsness, what I do is this:

- Listen
- Give honest opinion
- Repeat

Either she gets sick of hearing your honest opinion and shuts up (win) or you can convince her to stop being a whiny bitch and to stop blasting everyone with her negative energy (win-win)

 

[Rebel]

In srsness, what I do is this:

- Listen
- Give honest opinion
- Repeat

Either she gets sick of hearing your honest opinion and shuts up (win) or you can convince her to stop being a whiny bitch and to stop blasting everyone with her negative energy (win-win)

Option b never works... Option A results in more of the above.

I wish females had an off switch or a mute button.