Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Joker's Wild]

What's wrong with my fat arse?

Absolutely nothing, dont let Ian get to you babe

 

[Dani]

I just can't believe he was so mean. I'm going to need some serious comforting.

 

[Bazal]

I'm pretty good at comforting....

 

[Dani]

I don't doubt it ;-)

 

[Jason Maher]

Seriously, all of you blokes should just proposition Ian and get it out of your systems. The level obsession with the Messiah (who is just a naughty boy with a penchant for goats) can't be healthy.

 

[adamkungl]

Ians a naughty boy

 

[Alba]

LOL@ this thread! I love it!

 

[Apey]

The only claim to fame in my life is that my Knights season tickets are a few rows in front of the messiah IanG himself.

 

[Didgi]

I take it you sacrifice a goat to his very presence after every try?

 

[adamkungl]

The only claim to fame in my life is that my Knights season tickets are a few rows in front of the messiah IanG himself.

wooah. So jelly

 

[dogslife]

Is there a messiah facebook fanpage yet?

 

[Misanthrope]

T-Minus 17 days until Misanthrope is back on the market.

 

[Jason Maher]

I take it you sacrifice a goat to his very presence after every try?

What sick and perverted undertones are being carried by the word "sacrifice" in this sentence?

 

[Frederick]

T-Minus 17 days until Misanthrope is back on the market.

If you're that eager why don't you just put her arse on a plane now and end it straight away?

 

[umina panther]

Had naughty dreams last night. Only explanation is posting in this thread

 

[Dani]

Was it about goats?

 

[umina panther]

No goats (sorry Ian). A very attractive girl from high school that I haven't seen in years

 

[Alba]

I love naughty dreams. Sometimes the guest stars aren't that great though

 

[Dani]

I've had 2 sexy dreams in my entire lift. I think the sexy part of my brain has shut down.

 

[Misanthrope]

I have sexy dreams on a nightly basis. Life is good.