Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Joker's Wild]

I've had 2 sexy dreams in my entire lift. I think the sexy part of my brain has shut down.

Then get out of the lift and back into bed

 

[Dani]

Well I do need that forklift to hold up my gut/thighs...

 

[dogslife]

Hawt

 

[Dani]

Yes I am!

 

[IanG]

Was it about goats?

Oh please

 

[adamkungl]

Is Ian's snappy attitude starting to offend anyone else?

 

[Bazal]

I've found Ian very offensive recently, yes. With his filthy implications and his snarky comments. It's really quite unacceptable IMO

 

[Dani]

And he hates my bum

 

[IanG]

And he hates my bum

I never said that.

 

[Twizzle]

lol

 

[Dani]

Do you like my bum, Ian?

 

[Bazal]

I never said that.

So now you're sexually objectifying her? You're sick, Ian!

 

[umina panther]

Ian is just a straight up horndog

 

[Twizzle]

he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

 

[dogslife]

I've got your back Ian brah

 

[DB]

I've got your back Ian brah

So does this critter

 

[Didgi]

Last warning Ian. Take your weird sexual habits to somewhere that accepts them - maybe BigPoofy - or there'll be a problem.

 

[dogslife]

Lol Didgi throwing his weight around.

Cute

 

[Dutchy]

All 30kg of it

 

[Didgi]

My e-penis > yours. Deal with it chump.