Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Gas Panic!]

outcome*

 

[Dani]

What does a girl have to do to be sent flowers?

 

[Twizzle]

anything

some guys are really easy

 

[Didgi]

All guys*

 

[Dr Gonzo]

anything

some guys are really easy

i always send a girl flowers after the first time i have sex with them, if i think there is a future

I am not one of those Alpha male treat them like shit kind of guys yet at the same time I have always had very attractive girlfriends and not let them f**k me over

I am in control of myself and the relationship but i do it in a nice way... the only chicks that go for testosterone overloaded gorillas are morons anyway

 

[Dr Gonzo]

this will be my first girlfriend since 2010... spent the last 3 years just rooting randoms... no soul left after all that debauchery

 

[bartman]

But lots of money saved for the flowers after three years of otherwise.

 

[IanG]

What does a girl have to do to be sent flowers?

Take a punt and not put us in the friend bin.

 

[Frederick]

Ian, I honestly cannot understand why you're still single??????

 

[redvscotty]

Are there guidelines to explain how many )'s at the end of a smiley face tells you what a woman is thinking?

I know the 'Heyyyyyyy' once where it ranges from friends to pound town, but is there a smiley equivalent?

 

[Dani]

What about the "xoxo"?

 

[Dragon2010]

Are there guidelines to explain how many )'s at the end of a smiley face tells you what a woman is thinking?

I know the 'Heyyyyyyy' once where it ranges from friends to pound town, but is there a smiley equivalent?

The length of a "Heyyyyyyyyy" can mean something? :lol: News to me.

 

[Didgi]

Any more than one ) on the end indicates a psycho bitch. It is known

 

[butchmcdick]

It is known

 

[Cliffhanger]

Yeah but that doesn't mean if there's only one "y" she's not crazy. Know your logical fallacies guys.

 

[Alba]

The more ))))))) the more she wants to fuuuuuuuuuuuuug.

 

[Apey]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyy )))))))))))

 

[Dragon2010]

Yeah but that doesn't mean if there's only one "y" she's not crazy. Know your logical fallacies guys.

Girls I talk to usually put like 3-4. Must be crazy. :crazy:

The more ))))))) the more she wants to fuuuuuuuuuuuuug.

Now, that one I know.

 

[soc123_au]

The more ))))))) the more she wants to fuuuuuuuuuuuuug.

You learn something new every day. Awkward.........

 

[redvscotty]

The more ))))))) the more she wants to fuuuuuuuuuuuuug.

I'm getting 3 at the moment, hanging on for a 4.

It could also mean the more )))) the more chins, however in this particular case... it isn't.