Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[whall15]

chastity belt?

Chastity belts were largely used on boys because people thought that if they wanked they were going to go blind.

 

[BDR]

One day I'll get married.

I want to get married on a tropical island in the pouring rain, dressed in white.

Best get started on a weather machine

 

[Drew-Sta]

Best get started on a weather machine

It usually rains quite a lot in the tropics.

 

[Twizzle]

One day I'll get married.

I want to get married on a tropical island in the pouring rain, dressed in white.

pouring rain ?

please explain

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Cold? November?

 

[Twizzle]

Cold? November?

that will only work in the Northern Hemisphere

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

We both know hearts can change...

 

[Cliffhanger]

Best get started on a weather machine

Not really, places around the equator have a hot and wet season and a hot and dry season. Just get married during their hot and wet season.


As for why, I don't know, just seems like fun.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Photo wise - the rain would make for some great snaps.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Don't do it!

Too late... Too expensive to back out now.

will you be wearing white ?

Only a white shirt because I'm pure of heart. The rest of the suit is black as the ace of spades.

 

[butchmcdick]

white with those titties in the rain ?

I want pics

 

[Cliffhanger]

Start finding me potential suitors, if you find the right guy I'll film my wedding night for you too.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Chicko rolls for the entree at the reception?

 

[dogslife]

Hot and wet Clifford?

Are we still talking about the weather?

 

[Cliffhanger]

Chicko rolls for the entree at the reception?

I don't want guests at my wedding, and even if there were guests, as if serve pleb food.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Ah, mini spring rolls for all then.

 

[urban eel]

chiko rolls are the food of kings!
how dare you besmirch such a fine delicacy

 

[Skinner]

I lurrrve chiko rolls....my cardio doesn't

 

[dogslife]

I don't want guests at my wedding, and even if there were guests, as if serve pleb food.

You. Dead to me.

 

[butchmcdick]

Start finding me potential suitors, if you find the right guy I'll film my wedding night for you too.

Apart from a greasy chicko roll what are you looking for in a potential suiter ?