Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Dani]

I mean it in a loving way!

 

[muzby]

Ditto. #SingleLife

the attraction of that lifestyle passes at some point..

 

[Dani]

It passed a long time ago

 

[muzby]

It passed a long time ago

so that explains why you are staring at the doorhandle that looks like an upside down penis..

 

[Dani]

Cos it's the closest I'll ever get...

 

[muzby]

dunno.. you could move those table & chairs to the base of the stairs..

 

[Dragon2010]

Muzby, never said I wanted to be alone. I'm just a bad person Literally.

 

[Helmet Man]

Girls can you give tips on how to get laid?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Girls can you give tips on how to get laid?

Crawl up a chickens arse and then wait...

 

[Alba]

I'm already getting married. On the 16th of November. If you all are nice to me, I might even post some pics.

Don't do it!

 

[urban eel]

Alba knows

 

[Twizzle]

I'm already getting married. On the 16th of November. If you all are nice to me, I might even post some pics.

will you be wearing white ?

 

[BDR]

What else would a delicate virgin flower wear?

 

[Alba]

chastity belt?

 

[dogslife]

Dkor Snr hands over the keys the night of the honeymoon

 

[Alba]

How romantic!

 

[Drew-Sta]

Don't do it!

Disagree. While not everyone has a good time of marriage, I still think its the biggest act of love in life.

 

[Cliffhanger]

One day I'll get married.

I want to get married on a tropical island in the pouring rain, dressed in white.

 

[dogslife]

White is reserved for the pure

 

[Cliffhanger]

I am pure, I've gone long enough without sex to be revirginised.