Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Skinner]

The wedding is off.

Who broke it off.....if ya know what I mean

 

[IanG]

It was never on in the first place.

 

[umina panther]

Ian you little heart breaker you

 

[Surely]

Stick to the fake vagina, a lot less hassle in the long run, and you can have two in bed at the same time.

Three if you are feeling dangerous.

 

[IanG]

Surely you can't be serious

 

[Surely]

Always

 

[Surely]

They don't eat all your chocolate either

 

[Martli]

Question for Ian - my girlfriend and I's anniversary is coming up in April and I want to do something really special (hence why I'm planning it out now). I'm thinking of a drive in movie and then dinner at sizzler. Do you agree with this approach? Should I bring along some Chinese arithmetic problems for us to solve if things start to get a little dull? Any feedback is greatly appreciated.

 

[IanG]

Well do they even have a Drive In movie theater or for that matter a Sizzler in Wellington?

 

[Martli]

We can worry about that later, Ian. It's the principle that matters. If necessary we can fly over to Newcastle for the big day.

 

[IanG]

Closest Sizzler is in Sydney but there's Drive In movie theater down there. At Blacktown. Give it a shot

 

[IanG]

If things get a little dull just climb over to the backseat of your car. If you dont like the movies slash the seats.

 

[Apey]

You don't waste any time do you Ian?

 

[Frederick]

Oh Ian :lol:

 

[adamkungl]

If things get a little dull just climb over to the backseat of your car. If you dont like the movies slash the seats.

How will sitting in the back improve the movie?

 

[Frederick]

:lol:

 

[dogslife]

How will sitting in the back improve the movie?

If you're in the back seat, you're not there to watch the movie ;-)

 

[adamkungl]

If you're in the back seat, you're not there to watch the movie ;-)

Man you've lost me compeltely. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT A DRIVE INS? Ian, help me out here.

 

[Dutchy]

I am confus!

WHAT THE f**k DO I DO IAN!

 

[dogslife]

The Messiah already gave me the run down. I've used his drive in date technique many times.

Basically you're there for the audience factor, the cars next to you get a good show, and you might get to see part of a good movie if you're lucky.