Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Dutchy]

What if the goat chews my interior?

 

[dogslife]

Take mum's car. Always take mum's car.

 

[adamkungl]

Also, if I get what you guys are saying, won't this result in missing some of the movie? I payed for the movie! I wanna watch it

 

[dogslife]

Look do you wanna watch a movie or do you wanna get laid?

If the movie is any good you can wait for the dvd.

 

[Dani]

Ladies who will touch your doodle in the back seat of a car are the ones worth keeping!

 

[dogslife]

Ladies who will touch your doodle in the back seat of a car are the ones worth keeping!

Testify

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ladies who will touch your doodle in the back seat of a car are the ones worth keeping!

A female goat is called a Nanny.

 

[Dragon2010]

But, but it's a good movie...can't we get it on AFTER the movie?

 

[Dutchy]

I'm not taking any advice on board unless it comes from Ian, the Goat Whisperer himself.

 

[Martli]

If things get a little dull just climb over to the backseat of your car. If you dont like the movies slash the seats.

Keep in mind that fact that it'll need to be a rental car (no point shipping mine over for one night). Not sure the rental company will be that thrilled if I take a blade to their seats. But, if the messiah says so, it must be true! Thanks Ian.

 

[Skinner]

Ladies who will touch your doodle in the back seat of a car are the ones worth keeping!

Aint that the truth

 

[Helmet Man]

Ladies who will touch your doodle in the back seat of a car are the ones worth keeping!

I think ladies who touch a guys doodle in general are the ones worth keeping

 

[IanG]

Agree with Dani. BTW the slash the seats is a gag. Also there is always a 10 minute intermission between each movie.

 

[thorson1987]

Agree with Dani. BTW the slash the seats is a gag. Also there is always a 10 minute intermission between each movie.

pfft who needs 10 minutes

 

[dogslife]

I bet Ian takes his own popcorn box, just in case she's feeling peckish...

 

[IanG]

Who's team got owned today?

 

[Joker's Wild]

I think this thread has made one thing clear

We can all learn much much more from Ian

 

[dogslife]

I've only been saying it forever

 

[Dragon2010]

We are not worthy to even be mentioned in the same sentence as Ian. We are not worthy...

 

[umina panther]

Blessed are the goatf**kers