Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Twizzle]

Don't stick it in crazy.


Everyone has to learn this lesson the hard way....

yep, but I still kept doing it

some dicks just have a mind of their own

 

[Didgi]

What about "Didgi, you don't look like a twelve year old and you remind me a bit of James Maloney"?

:lol::lol: Nice

Is everyone ok with Didgi dishing up sex advice?

I mean there's only so much you can learn from a book...

 

[butchmcdick]

My ex ended up caving and deciding she'd rather have a tour guide for a few days than none at all. Do I hit that? Or best to not stir up old feelings with my magical man meat?

Hit it up the butt mis

 

[butchmcdick]

That's the nicest thing someone's ever said to me.

The circle is complete

 

[Apey]

Hit it up the butt mis

Last time I posted something similar to this it got deleted and I've refrained from it ever since It's my go-to advice for this thread.

 

[Misanthrope]

Misanthrope, you can try and convince yourself that you won't have sex with her. But in your heart of hearts, you know you will.

Destroy.

Yeah, I know myself (and my penis) pretty well by now. We so crazy.

Is everyone ok with Didgi dishing up sex advice?

I mean there's only so much you can learn from a book...

I was the go to guy for sex advice in high school despite being an abject virgin. I learned a lot from my father's pornography collection and a little creative lying.

Hit it up the butt mis

This is how the last conversation started. I've been vetoed for reasons of incompatible dimensions.

Last time I posted something similar to this it got deleted and I've refrained from it ever since It's my go-to advice for this thread.

See?

 

[butchmcdick]

I think it's an appropriate response to the issue at hand

 

[Dragon2010]

I think it's an appropriate response to the issue at hand

Is that a metaphor for...well :sarcasm:

 

[Cliffhanger]

Mate is back in Sydney this Friday, and I want him to make sure he knows we're not going to have sex we hangout. I'm just going to tell him not to put his dick in crazy.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Don't forget to take a towel...

 

[Cliffhanger]

Huh?

 

[urban eel]

Is this the guy you cybered with and agreed to bump uglies?

 

[Cliffhanger]

I've never cybered with him or anyone, I never really agreed to f**k him just made some unfortunate comments.

 

[urban eel]

....

 

[Cliffhanger]

Off the hook, something bad happened to him or his farmlily. I mean I'm sad for him, but f**k yeah for being off the hook .

 

[dogslife]

Why don't we sweep together?

 

[Dutchy]

Girl I've been seeing is moving to the GC.

Might put a baby in her as a parting gift.

 

[dogslife]

That's what she wants you to do.

She's not really moving.

 

[Cliffhanger]

He texted me at 2am his text was way to coherent to be a drunk one, lucky i was asleep, my judgement is so reduced at that hour

 

[Dani]

Got set up last night.

Dude wasn't bad. Got along like a house on fire. Great job. Great taste in music. Tigers supporter but we won't hold that aginst him. Even carried my shoes for me at one stage.

But he's 40.