Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

If that means tranny then = bad

T Bar =

 

[IanG]

Ah I see

 

[Cliffhanger]

I need to get laid.

My friends brother is hot. But he's dopey, immature and younger than me, and pretty sure my friend would hate me for doing it. Also I am not going to do it because he's kind of my friend too.

 

[Dani]

Baker is being a merkin.

Next!

 

[Pugzley]

What did baker do now?

 

[Dani]

Being a merkin!

 

[dogslife]

One at a time ladies

 

[IanG]

In this digital age what would be the modern equivilant of a mixed tape? I keep hearing back in the day it was a popular present for a girl that you might fancy or have gotten with.

 

[bartman]

A playlist of some sort?

I don't use iTunes, but I suspect an iTunes playlist is specific to your own collection?

So maybe a playlist in something Spotify or Last.FM where there is a general library of songs available to people.

 

[dogslife]

Make them a f**ktape

 

[Knightmare]

I need to get laid.

My friends brother is hot. But he's dopey, immature and younger than me, and pretty sure my friend would hate me for doing it. Also I am not going to do it because he's kind of my friend too.

Go out. Find a guy you like the look of. Go up to him. Introduce yourself. Ask him if he'd like to nail you. If he says no, repeat steps with the next bloke you like the look of.

Next please...

 

[IanG]

Make them a f**ktape

I'm already trying to make one of those

 

[Karl]

Knightmares solution seems sound, if risky. In the absence of a friend with benefits, would self-help relieve the urgency until a better option is located? Most male masseuses, even the regular kind, are apparently up for extended services when a good prospect presents itself. I know this from a client who runs an above board massage services company who has had to put policies around this in place and then turn the occasional blind eye.

 

[Karl]

Re the mix tape, do a mix CD with no DRM and they can import it to whatever platform they use.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Yeah, I don't f**k people I just met, Respect is important.

I think dopey guy is dopey but he's not an idiot, he is capable of thinking just generally neglects to. I really think I should just do him.

 

[Karl]

If respect is important then an honest bit of consenting adult exercise sex with a new friend who is under no illusions and carries no connections seems the better option if shagging a friends slightly dull younger brother is the alternative, particularly if the friend might be funny about it.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Good point. Even though now I feel like a bad person for considering the other guy.

 

[Didgi]

Karl clearly missed the bro code.

Yknow what'd scratch that itch Cliffy? f**k em both, friend's brother and new guy.

 

[dogslife]

Didginub is wise beyond his years

 

[Cliffhanger]

The new guys was a hypothetical but you're right Didgi, I should f**k the friends brother, I met him before I met her anyway.