Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[IanG]

Karl clearly missed the bro code.

Yknow what'd scratch that itch Cliffy? f**k em both, friend's brother and new guy.

Since when has this so called bro code been around? I thought it was common place where 2 mates who have been mates for year one ends up getting with and in a lot of cases getting hitched to his mate's sister

 

[dogslife]

Two legs and a pulse and so on

 

[Twizzle]

boobs go OK as well

 

[Dani]

Men can have legs, a pulse and boobs too...

 

[Karl]

Eewwwww

 

[Cliffhanger]

So there's this really hot smart guy, the only issue is he has small hands, and it's a turn off. Help!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Start slipping HGH into his lunch?

 

[dogslife]

Imagine the tight spots he could get those hands in to...

I'll show myself out

 

[Jason Maher]

So there's this really hot smart guy, the only issue is he has small hands, and it's a turn off. Help!

Amputate at the wrists...

 

[Jason Maher]

Dammit, girl I've had a thing about for ages says she's got a thing for me too, but since I'm moving to Sydney nothing is going to happen.

Balls



Only one thing to do...

:alcho:

Can't believe I missed this. Hopefully you told Serb you'll still be able to see each other once or twice a year when you travel up for Tits and donkeys games.

 

[adamkungl]

small hands :lol: of all the shallow criticisms...

 

[Twizzle]

So there's this really hot smart guy, the only issue is he has small hands, and it's a turn off. Help!

you dont get to have tailor made dudes at your disposal, sometimes beggars cant be too choosy

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Stop picking on perfectly sane Clifford.

 

[Twizzle]

who was picking on her ?

she has very nice hands

 

[Big Pete]

Is he a carny?

Y'know circus folk and smell of cabbage?

 

[Knightmare]

Cliffy is like the female version of that guy on 'Shallow Hal' who won't go out with that gorgeous girl because one of her toes is longer than her big toe...

 

[dogslife]

This reminds me of the master race in Moonraker.

Cliff, you know what you have to do to get that perfect man now, build a space station

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Maybe this guy's hands aren't small at all. Maybe Clifford is a man's hands.

 

[dogslife]

Those meaty paws, it'd feel like you're dating George The Animal Steele

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Those meaty paws, it'd feel like you're dating George The Animal Steele

:lol::lol: Hooks are kinda cool looking.