Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Karl]

Consenting adults blah, blah, blah. A gay mate of mine had to buy butt plugs, ergo, I shall never, ever, let anyone near the backdoor. End of.

I completely understand. I would never let anyone near mine. I don't get the erogenous zone thing for an evacuation mechanism. It's not structurally designed for it.

Although I have to say that getting your back door slammed like a screen door in a cyclone for years like your mate is hardly going to yield the same damage as occasional, light when you're feeling adventurous.

 

[Twizzle]

Come on mate. The best thing that ever happened to LU came out of Raymond Terrace

f**k off

 

[Twizzle]

Consenting adults blah, blah, blah. A gay mate of mine had to buy butt plugs, ergo, I shall never, ever, let anyone near the backdoor. End of.

do you know what a butt plug is used for ?

maybe not what you think

I completely understand. I would never let anyone near mine. I don't get the erogenous zone thing for an evacuation mechanism. It's not structurally designed for it.

Although I have to say that getting your back door slammed like a screen door in a cyclone for years like your mate is hardly going to yield the same damage as occasional, light when you're feeling adventurous.

funny thing is the front nine is also used as an evacuation port but no one complains about that

slightly hypocritical imo, especially when those who are against it are the ones who never have or never will try it

how many of your are aware of your gspot in there ?

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

SC try the shocker

 

[adamkungl]

this disappoints me deeply.

How deeply?
:sarcasm:

slightly hypocritical imo, especially when those who are against it are the ones who never have or never will try it

Seems like a redundant statement lol... people against anal will never try it. No way!

I'm gonna steer clear of it personally, I find it off-putting but hey whatever floats your boat...

 

[dogslife]

You're not a man

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

neither are you Paul

 

[adamkungl]

Reckon Bunniesman is an expert in anus related issues?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Anyone ever had sex with a dwarf?

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: Some interesting discussion going on here in recent times ...

 

[adamkungl]

Don't avoid the question JD

 

[StormChaser]

do you know what a butt plug is used for ?

maybe not what you think



funny thing is the front nine is also used as an evacuation port but no one complains about that

slightly hypocritical imo, especially when those who are against it are the ones who never have or never will try it

*edit* just double checked with him (that was a fun phone call) and the type of plug HE needs is not for sexual pleasure.

how many of your are aware of your gspot in there ?

Um yeah, he explained to me why he needed one. Maybe you're thinking of something else, also the MALE g spot is up the arse, not the female g spot.

**edit** Just double checked with him and the type of butt plug he uses isn't for sexual pleasure it's for sanitation reasons. TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[adamkungl]

heaps not keen.

 

[IanG]

How's the time machine coming along?

Would love to back to 2006 and bring my last GF into the present day.

 

[StormChaser]

Ian you need to move on dude. Srsly.

 

[IanG]

I know and am still trying

 

[adamkungl]

You were in a Grand Final in 2006? Nice.

 

[IanG]

No.

Nah I though I had my it girl. She liked cricket was a footy chick (all being AFL) but was everything I'd want. Just distance got the better of us

 

[Raider_69]

ive know many women who have been into anal sex in a huge way, have dated/hooked up with several of them. My best friend in high school who i only casually had sex with occasionally raves about it, she has turned into quite the dynamo from what ive heard.

Ive tried it a few times, it was ok, not really my thing i guess, seems a lot of work (if your doing it with someone who doesnt do it often) for not much difference to me.

I recon you've got to learn to be adventurous, otherwise sex can get boring quick imo

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

the female g spot is easy to find and if you work it well you can make a womans legs feel like jelly