Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[WYD]

last time I checked, enjoying the female body is about enjoying lady parts and boobies. Doing a homosexual act on a female, is not enjoying the female body, it is just gay

Who'd you check with? The Catholic Church :lol:

 

[dogslife]

Nowhere in the bible does it say "boobies"

 

[WYD]

Nowhere in the bible does it say "boobies"

SOS 4:5 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies."

SOS 7:7-9 "Your stature is like that of a palm and your breasts are like clusters of fruit. I said, 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine…"

SOS 8:10 "I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers, Thus I have become in his eyes like one bringing contentment."

 

[Hallatia]

"breasts"=/="boobies"

 

[Hallatia]

speaking of breasts, I was babysitting a friend's kids tonight and at one stage her 3 year old daughter kept coming up to me and kissing my boob

 

[dogslife]

Kids a pimp

 

[Hallatia]

beats what my friend's 7 year old daughter said to me. They both love my boobs, she was so fascinated by my boobs, that she she let slip "I want to see you naked", I was more than a little disturbed, but I let it slide.

Her family like to spend their home time in the nude. I always make them put on underwear if I'm there

 

[adamkungl]

:| ok then.

 

[Hallatia]

in some cultures people don't wear clothes at home. The Wollongong culture appears to be one of those

For the record, it's just the kids who are ever nude in front of me

 

[Karl]

Bizarre.

As is the hyper-conservative back 9 hate. It's fine if it doesn't float your boat, but I have known a number of women who either enjoy it in one way or another or have been curious enough to try it. Two consenting adults, trust etc. Don't be so judgmental.

 

[PaddyBoy]

Homosexuality has nothing to do with the back nine. Met plenty of gay dudes who don't go there.

 

[IanG]

Nothing wrong with a man liking a lady's body. If anything that's completly hetro

 

[Karl]

Anyone ended up in a threesome with a long-time partner and some extra?

How did it arise and how did it work out afterwards? It's a popular fantasy, but what's the reality like? Would you go there or not? If not, what's the reason?

 

[Joker's Wild]

in some cultures people don't wear clothes at home. The Wollongong culture appears to be one of those

For the record, it's just the kids who are ever nude in front of me

What kind of general sweeping statement is that?

Im from Wollongong and believe me, my family and I dont strut around nude at home

FMD

 

[IanG]

Yeah just like comments made about people from Newcastle. Bugs me that outsiders insinuate that the whole fo Newcastle is like Windale

 

[Earl]

Its all about ratios Ian.

The ratio between housos/hippies/hawt chicks

Newcastles ratio is way off

 

[IanG]

Every city has it's ugly side

 

[Springs]

last time I checked, enjoying the female body is about enjoying lady parts and boobies. Doing a homosexual act on a female, is not enjoying the female body, it is just gay

So there are parts of a lady that aren't lady parts?

*edit*

 

[Karl]

What would y'all do if you came across explicit photo's of your current partner with a previous partner? No issue of cheating, just pics of an explicit nature of them with someone else that they thought were destroyed/deleted or had forgotten about that surfaced.

 

[Hallatia]

What kind of general sweeping statement is that?

Im from Wollongong and believe me, my family and I dont strut around nude at home

FMD

I was obviously making a joke. "Wollongong culture" is an oxymoron...