Aussie Poem

[Jono Russell]

An Aussie Love Poem

Of Course I love ya darling

Your a bloody top notch bird

And when I say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms around there

No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity

But I knew ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think it's very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now

The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna gonna get

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And get me another beer

 

[MONY]

that could quite possibly be the best poem i have ever heard

 

[tUp]

it gave me bad images

 

[Alba]

*gigglez*

i like the last bit .. thatll be me to my husband! LOL!

 

[God-King Dean]

Ah, nothing better than a sexist Aussie poem

 

[chloe]

I don't like that poem at all.

 

[God-King Dean]

There once was man named Enis...

 

[innsaneink]

There once was man named Enis...

Whose boyfriends name was Dennis.

 

[God-King Dean]

... who had a very big ...

 

[innsaneink]

......accident with a machinist.

 

[madunit]

whilst playing tennis

 

[tUp]

when he tripped on his....

 

[~bedsy~]

I don't like that poem at all.

Why?
I thought it was funny.

 

[White Poiner]

when he tripped on his....

Lettuce ............