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millersnose

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Willow said:
Why do we hate the Sharks? I personally don't hate the Sharks supporters but I loathe the Sharks administration.

This club has done the following:

1.) Joined the competition at the expense of a more viable Illawarra side in 1967. Illawarra had more history and were far more successful having defeated touring British sides on two occasions prior to 1967. Plus Illawarra had juniors. But the Cronulla-Sutherland syndicate saw an opportunity to make some bucks and bought their way into the competition. This was despite the obvious Geographical problem that it was going to cause.

2.) The Cronulla club then bought a block of swamp land and lined the pockets of the local developers as they ripped up mangroves and reclaimed an important part of Woolaware Bay. Not only did it send the club broke, with debts of $1MIL, but they wrecked the local eco-system.

3.) Then they became Scum International when they refused New Zealanders, Dane and Kurt Sorensen to play for the Kiwis.

4.) More recently, when St George and Illawarra were trying to reunify, the Sharks management tried to undermine this by spreading gutless and groundless rumours about the Dragons' intentions.

5.) And how can we forget the absurd actions of management when they allowed crooked entreprener, Dr Geoffrey Eldestein to 'buy' the Sharks team. He said it was because 'he wanted to buy his wife a birthday present' - well known blonde bimbo, Leanne Eldestein. League took an embarrassing nose dive as great players like Andrew Ettinghausen were paraded before the cameras with these parasites.

6.) And after receiving countless handouts to keep them afloat, Sharks management turned their back on the ARL to join Super League... the scum had joined the home of scum. No, I take that back... they were giving scum a bad name.

7.) And then there was Peter Gow.. need I say more....? The drunken fool who was the club CEO as he attacked a St George supporter with scissors and ripped up the kids Dragons jumper. Not satisfied with that, Gow then punched Saints legend Barry Beath in the head who, by all accounts, aquitted himself in a professional manner.

8.) At the beginning of last year, with Steve Rogers acting as the big boss, Cronulla accused Saints of whinging too much and then proceeded to spend the rest of the year moaning about anything and everything... effectively making a fool of himself and his club.... again.

9.) Of Course, they are the speed hump of the competition - positioned between two great footballing districts. Make no mistake, if relocation becomes an option, they'll go and dump their supporters without notice.

10.) Oh yeah, and coming it at number 10 is Chris Anderson... not surprising that he fits in well at the Scumnulla Sharklands.

11.) And finally... after all that - they have ZERO premierships. Thats right, nothing to show for all the deceit and lies and back handers. It's little wonder why they were described by journo Steve Mascord as being 'Destiny's Doormat.'

Amazingly, people actually support this club.

gee thats quite an essay willow

but face it

at least we still exist

not like our half aborted siamese twin neighbours :lol:
 
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The Illawarra Dragons?

Go on (and on and on and on and on and on and on) about Cronulla's lack of success, while conveniently forgetting that they themselves have not won anything for loooong time - and show no evidence of being capable of dragging themselves out of it.

Thug players (but of the particularly stupid variety). For example, Riddell gets a ban for a forearm to the head. He cries about how it was all an accident then, in his very first game on coming back, produces a carbon copy performance. :lol:

Complain endlessly about Cronulla selling the naming rights to our stadium, then celebrate a move back to "Oki" Jubilee Stadium (which they don't even own in the first place).

Can't stand to move on from old SL/ARL arguments because they know they backed a loser - we are still a standalone side while they are not.

Having said all that, I have some sympathy for the Illawarra side of the merger. The Stains may have had the money but the Steelers had the juniors. And what do they get to show for it? The team socks! :lol:
 

sydraider

First Grade
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Well i am not the hardcore hater of teams i used to be but i would have to say the teams i despise the most are


1. MANLY- come on the only admirers they have arre their own fans and i still despise the fact they were part of the boys club in the "good ol arl regime". Now arko and co have no power neither do manly funnily enough, coincidence well maybe ;-)

2. SOUTHS- Their holier than thou and bigger than the game attitude really gets me, its like the world owes them a favour and piggo really bakes my noodle and their catchcry of "If souths are goin well then league is goin well" gimme a break

3. ROOSTERS- I respect the side and the talent they have in it its just how they get it that really bugs me and its obvious they are over the cap, it pays to have a packer on the board.The old transit lounge :evil:

4.MELBOURNE. never used to hate them but this year they have ruined so many pefect rounds for me in tipping, in fact the only time i got a perfect rd was when they had the bye, tippers nightmare other than that i like bellamy and co lol


I could add saints and the dogs to that list but nah i couldnt be bothered ;-)
 

Anonymous

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Dean Moriarty said:
The Illawarra Dragons?

Go on (and on and on and on and on and on and on) about Cronulla's lack of success, while conveniently forgetting that they themselves have not won anything for loooong time - and show no evidence of being capable of dragging themselves out of it.

Thug players (but of the particularly stupid variety). For example, Riddell gets a ban for a forearm to the head. He cries about how it was all an accident then, in his very first game on coming back, produces a carbon copy performance. :lol:

Complain endlessly about Cronulla selling the naming rights to our stadium, then celebrate a move back to "Oki" Jubilee Stadium (which they don't even own in the first place).

Can't stand to move on from old SL/ARL arguments because they know they backed a loser - we are still a standalone side while they are not.

Having said all that, I have some sympathy for the Illawarra side of the merger. The Stains may have had the money but the Steelers had the juniors. And what do they get to show for it? The team socks! :lol:

LOL... talking of essays.
Nothing will change the fact that your club is now the least successful in premiership history. And yep, we'll keep reminding.

If I was you, I wouldn't be comparing sides dragging themselves out of a slump... it's not like you've got a cracker of team yourself.

And talking about thug players... how's Beattie the biter going? Has anyone slapped sense into his vacant head space yet?

As for Jubilee.. do you mean as opposed to Toyota, Caltex, Shark, Endeavour Swamp? LOL

Scum mgt selling out to SL showed them up to be what they are... simple mercenaries. The Scum had no problem taking the handouts from the ARL but when the going got tough and there was no Geoffrey Eddlstein to be found, they just went to the highest bidder. No past, no future and no soul.
 
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Willow said:
LOL... talking of essays.
Nothing will change the fact that your club is now the least successful in premiership history. And yep, we'll keep reminding.

If I was you, I wouldn't be comparing sides dragging themselves out of a slump... it's not like you've got a cracker of team yourself.

No, but what we do have is a lot of young, inexperienced players. Experience comes with time but the heart that some of your players seem to lack - where will that come from? Try the Wizard of Oz.

Willow said:
And talking about thug players... how's Beattie the biter going? Has anyone slapped sense into his vacant head space yet?

LOL, OK you can have that one. But at least he's not dumb enough to get caught for the exact same thing in his comeback game.

Willow said:
As for Jubilee.. do you mean as opposed to Toyota, Caltex, Shark, Endeavour Swamp? LOL

We both sell our naming rights now, but at least we own the ground so it goes to the club - yours pays to rebuild the wreck of Kogarah.

Willow said:
Scum mgt selling out to SL showed them up to be what they are... simple mercenaries. The Scum had no problem taking the handouts from the ARL but when the going got tough and there was no Geoffrey Eddlstein to be found, they just went to the highest bidder. No past, no future and no soul.

LOL, don't you just hate management that take decisions in the best interests of the club? :lol: If you had had some of them, perhaps you too would have a standalone club.
 

Anonymous

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Dean Moriarty said:
No, but what we do have is a lot of young, inexperienced players. Experience comes with time but the heart that some of your players seem to lack - where will that come from? Try the Wizard of Oz.
So now you've got a mortgage on young players as well? LOL... I'll give you a hint... every club has young inexperienced players who are keen to impress. In a deal last year, Saints got Firman and the Sharkies got Kent... it was great swap. :)

Willow said:
And talking about thug players... how's Beattie the biter going? Has anyone slapped sense into his vacant head space yet?
Dean Moriarty said:
LOL, OK you can have that one. But at least he's not dumb enough to get caught for the exact same thing in his comeback game.
The second time Riddell was sent off he was victimised by an over-anxious referee. Similar high tackles are let go in just about every match. :cry: ;-) Beattie on the other hand should have been sent off 50 times for some of the stuff he was doing.... biting, gouging, tripping, king-hits... high shots were the least of his offences. But he did have few good times facing the judiciary... I reckon he's got the jump on everyone there.

Willow said:
As for Jubilee.. do you mean as opposed to Toyota, Caltex, Shark, Endeavour Swamp? LOL
Dean Moriarty said:
We both sell our naming rights now, but at least we own the ground so it goes to the club - yours pays to rebuild the wreck of Kogarah.
Jubilee Oval is owned by Kogarah Council and St George have the lease They've had the lease since 1950.... Most clubs lease their home ground from the council. Its all real estate I know but Saints have sizeable investments.
It's great that Endeavour Field belongs to the Sharks but they still pay hefty rates and its hardly something to crow about. And it still hasn't generated any success.

Willow said:
Scum mgt selling out to SL showed them up to be what they are... simple mercenaries. The Scum had no problem taking the handouts from the ARL but when the going got tough and there was no Geoffrey Eddlstein to be found, they just went to the highest bidder. No past, no future and no soul.
Dean Moriarty said:
LOL, don't you just hate management that take decisions in the best interests of the club? :lol: If you had had some of them, perhaps you too would have a standalone club.
The ARL was underwriting the Sharkies for years. Good financial managers the Sharks are not. Good at looking for handouts... they're experts at that.
 

anastabation

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Roosters take it hard in the f**king ass. They model their defense around something created by the Bulldogs in the 80's, and think they are the shiznit even though they have been pumped by the Bulldogs twice this year. Not even the leagues 2nd biggest scum, wollongong, is as bad as these filthy ass mofo's. Their fans claim one premiership in 27 years as some kind of milestone and the ass munches don't even rate any other teams. People like STASAE and Jonnie Tobbin eat their words time and time again after they get pumped by the Bulldogs and Panthers. They think they are a superior football side when they haven't even won a minor premiership since 1893. The defense the Roosters play is also an act of rorting. They run off the line about 5 seconds before the f**king ball is played. Ricky Stuart eats a fat dick every time easts lose and as a result of lying he has been fined about 20 grand this year. How f**king good was it when he blinked and said "f**k" when anasta scored the intercept. f**king price less! The look on his face was the shiznit and was enough to make a full grown man drop his load. I cannot wait until the end of this year when east’s get exposed well and truly to the likes of Canterbury, Brisbane, Newcastle, Penrith and Canberra.

They steal other clubs juniors and star players like Fittler, and can't get bums on seats. They are such a great club that origin stars are willing to take 350000 dollar pay cuts to play in their first division side (walker) - HIGHLY DUBIOUS. This premiership winning side hasn't shed a useful young player for years now and they continue to poach. Some how the premiership winning side ended up with Kafosi, who will be getting 200 k a year, and Walk out. Sucked in to Hodges the filthy scum bag. He received karma for being such a merkin by ruining his season. Eat a fat dick you bad sportsmen. If East’s' lose Fittler they will be a piece of shit for the next 3 seasons, unless they rort the cap again and purchase someone like Craig Wing, who they illegally kept. Everyone knows east’s are the biggest rorters in the comp but gallop like a twinkie has his dick so far up the clubs arse that he sweeps it under the rug.

The team is absolute scum and will burn in 2003. It was a dead set fluke that they won it last year and the dogs and Knights would have opened up a can of whoop ass on them. Even Brisbane should have won against them, but they were reffed out of the game by Hollywood.

Realistically the Roosters aren't finals material but with the ridiculous top 8 system in place they are bound to make it, which disgusts me. Teams with a 50% record find themselves with a reasonable chance at winning the comp - a ploy used to Gallop the greedy merkin to have more people turning up to games. East’s are a pretender and have a 7 and 28 record against the dogs, who proved twice this year they are the real champs!
 

bucko

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OK my turn let's see. I don't have much energy at the moment so I'll keep it simple:

I HATE MANLY
I HATE BRISBANE
I HATE ST GEORGE and
I HATE PARRAMATTA

righto i'm glad thats out.
 

STSAE

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Michael Sullivan said:
Roosters take it hard in the f**king ass. They model their defense around something created by the Bulldogs in the 80's, and think they are the shiznit even though they have been pumped by the Bulldogs twice this year. Not even the leagues 2nd biggest scum, wollongong, is as bad as these filthy ass mofo's. Their fans claim one premiership in 27 years as some kind of milestone and the ass munches don't even rate any other teams. People like STASAE and Jonnie Tobbin eat their words time and time again after they get pumped by the Bulldogs and Panthers. They think they are a superior football side when they haven't even won a minor premiership since 1893. The defense the Roosters play is also an act of rorting. They run off the line about 5 seconds before the f**king ball is played. Ricky Stuart eats a fat d**k every time easts lose and as a result of lying he has been fined about 20 grand this year. How f**king good was it when he blinked and said "f**k" when anasta scored the intercept. f**king price less! The look on his face was the shiznit and was enough to make a full grown man drop his load. I cannot wait until the end of this year when east’s get exposed well and truly to the likes of Canterbury, Brisbane, Newcastle, Penrith and Canberra.

They steal other clubs juniors and star players like Fittler, and can't get bums on seats. They are such a great club that origin stars are willing to take 350000 dollar pay cuts to play in their first division side (walker) - HIGHLY DUBIOUS. This premiership winning side hasn't shed a useful young player for years now and they continue to poach. Some how the premiership winning side ended up with Kafosi, who will be getting 200 k a year, and Walk out. Sucked in to Hodges the filthy scum bag. He received karma for being such a merkin by ruining his season. Eat a fat d**k you bad sportsmen. If East’s' lose Fittler they will be a piece of s**t for the next 3 seasons, unless they rort the cap again and purchase someone like Craig Wing, who they illegally kept. Everyone knows east’s are the biggest rorters in the comp but gallop like a twinkie has his d**k so far up the clubs arse that he sweeps it under the rug.

The team is absolute scum and will burn in 2003. It was a dead set fluke that they won it last year and the dogs and Knights would have opened up a can of whoop ass on them. Even Brisbane should have won against them, but they were reffed out of the game by Hollywood.

Realistically the Roosters aren't finals material but with the ridiculous top 8 system in place they are bound to make it, which disgusts me. Teams with a 50% record find themselves with a reasonable chance at winning the comp - a ploy used to Gallop the greedy merkin to have more people turning up to games. East’s are a pretender and have a 7 and 28 record against the dogs, who proved twice this year they are the real champs!

Presume you support Cronulla and this is why you have all that pent up rage inside. Here let it out:
Cronulla Premierships 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and counting!!

Easts Premiers and World Champs 2002

Eat Shit Wench!!!!

:lol: :lol:
 

salivor

First Grade
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What Roosters fans don't like to mention is that their last premiership before last year was 1975.
 

TheROCK

Juniors
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Parramatta are a bunch of tosspots. Coach sucks, players are butt-faces, and they're down the bottom of the ladder, where they should be. Suck shit Parra you worthless peice of crap. :D

Ah that felt good.
 

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