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To be honest you could fill a 30 man squad if you thought hard enough.
maybe. There’s def been some ripper signings made by BA.
So who’s captain? I vote for ja.
To be honest you could fill a 30 man squad if you thought hard enough.
KearneyWho brought in Sandow
Do we have a long face horse face thread?Kearney
shaun lane
Cody Nelson was okayA few honerable mentions.
Hayze Perham.
Cody Nelson.
Lee Mossop.
I’ve decided to do a thread of Bea’s baldest recruits just for all of us to discuss and reminisce of the good times. Don’t worry I’m going to do a Bea’s greatest hits thread as well. We’ve done quite well the last few years with signings but this year has come up snake eyes. I’ve tried to put a team together and in the positions they played in.
Let the Baldness Begin!!
1 - Justin Hunt How can anyone forget his memorable debut?? Paul Carige was jealous
2 - Sam Loizou On a top 30 contract for 3 years but can barely crack reserve grade. You know when you are behind the Black eyed Peas dude you aren’t much chop
3 - Waqa Blake - the reason this thread was started. Horrible on so many levels every time the balls goes near him I shit my pants.
4 - Beau Champion - Signed when well past it and Injury prone and we were shocked we he gave us 2 games. Classic Bea
5 - Lume Lume - a few other players got close but in the end I had to go with Will I Am. Merkin can’t even see where he is running.
6 - Keiran Foran - trumpeted as our saviour, I’d only Bea and the club did their due diligence lucky. We dodged a massive 1.2million dollar bullet
7 - Jakob Arthur It could be no one else, Luke Kelly was worse but we can’t blame Bea for being that plodder here we can thank Big face. Bea did get us Moses well done Baldy!!
8 - Kane Evans - Big money signing from the roosters who apparently wasn’t that expensive (okay Pou) poor bastard just could never get Parra fit
9 - Josh Hodgson - old, slow, Crippled and worst of all Bald. Shocker Bea absolute Shocker
10 - Siosaia *Vae Played a few decent games early on but he just turned into a fat lazy Cheeseburger. He gets the gig because I think besides Sivo he’s the laziest Eel I’ve ever seen
11 - Anthony Watmong - signed on Big money but his heart was always at manly. Injured riddled and well past his prime. Another massive bullet dodged by the club. Thank you Beau Scott!!
12 - Jirah Mummamoasia - 3 year project player now can’t crack reserve grade. One of the worst players to ever pull on an Eels jersey I’m sure he was scouted at the local Tip.
13 - Keegan Hipgrave a bog average plodder who at least tried hard. We’ve done well with the forwards under Bea so it was hard to find a truly terrible lock
14 - Ritchie Fa’aso. A Bea Arthur Speshal. Injury prone and well past it and was able to plod it up deluxe for a few games
15 - frank Prichard- Another Bea classic, awesome player in his prime just a shame it was a decade before he landed here
16 - Rory OBrien Tall slow and shit quite a few could have landed this role but he’ll do. Shocked he got so many games 11
17- Mitch Rein - 2 games and knocked on both times he tried to take a run. Chewed up a top 30 gig this year even though we had Hands sitting on his well Hands.
Cody Nelson was okay
He almost snuck in ahead of Rory O'Brien, so many possibilities of plod!! Bea Arthur loves a middle journeyman plodder.Great thread mate.
Can we add Murchie? He would have cost a bit and is useless as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Agree Cody was fine for us.
He was either a Kearney or Sticky signing.Reni Maitua
Kearney set back our club for years.Kearney
A few honerable mentions.
Hayze Perham.
Cody Nelson.
Lee Mossop.
Somehow he isn't even the worst merkin with that same name (which is a really f**king shit name by the way) to play for us.Hayze Perham was surely only purchased so Papali'i could bring a friend with him from NZ.
Lucky he doesn't get too involved.3 - Waqa Blake - the reason this thread was started. Horrible on so many levels every time the balls goes near him I shit my pants.
Maybe in Reserve Grade.
He was a plodder in the few games he got in FG.