Bernie Gurr

strider · Nov 10, 2016

I'm a loser baby... said:
You gotta admit, he scrubs up alright.

but you can't see under the table

I'm a loser baby... · Nov 10, 2016

strider said:
but you can't see under the table

Good point. You think he's got a woman under there? Or he's crapped himself? Or both?

strider · Nov 10, 2016

I'm a loser baby... said:
Good point. You think he's got a woman under there? Or he's crapped himself? Or both?

TBH didnt think that deeply about it ... just not expecting suit pants

Gary Gutful · Nov 10, 2016

He'd be free-balling. Nothing surer.

I'm a loser baby... · Nov 10, 2016

Yeah. In his soiled hessian sack.

Gary Gutful · Nov 11, 2016

Bernie tried to leave the building just earlier to get a bite to eat.

strider · Nov 11, 2016

Whats he carrying? ... i think he's pinching stuff ffs!!

Gary Gutful · Nov 11, 2016

It was the new Parra jersey.

He was meant to show it some potential sponsors in a meeting but its covered in vomit now.

I'm a loser baby... · Nov 11, 2016

Oh great, now he's forgotten how doors work.

Gronk · Nov 11, 2016

Bernie at training earlier today. Good to see he's doing some light work with the boys to keep fit.

El Diablo · Nov 11, 2016

Gary Gutful said:
It was the new Parra jersey.

He was meant to show it some potential sponsors in a meeting but its covered in vomit now.

i think he'd already wiped his arse on it anyway after he decided to take a dump on Max's desk and then couldn't find any toilet paper in his office

Poupou Escobar · Nov 11, 2016

The ex-players just won't let go, will they?

I'm a loser baby... · Nov 11, 2016

Any other club would have sent him off to rehab to get the help he needs but Max is such a tightarse.

Twizzle · Nov 12, 2016

strider said:
Whats he carrying? ... i think he's pinching stuff ffs!!

Semi's contract

Gronk · Nov 21, 2016

Bernie at ANZ Stadium fan day.

El Diablo · Nov 21, 2016

another one of his body doubles

strider · Nov 21, 2016

El Diablo · Nov 21, 2016

doubt it

Bernie is 6 times over the limit when he's sober

Gary Gutful · Nov 22, 2016

Gronk said:
Bernie at ANZ Stadium fan day.

Unfortunately this happened in the parking lot afterwards. FFS! Undid all his good work.

Poupou Escobar · Nov 22, 2016

He was only trying to defend himself.