1. Out Now:

    Here it is - the latest edition of The Front Row, our exclusive online e-magazine with a full wrap on last weekend's NRL and Super League along with the match programme for the coming round!

    In this week's edition Paul Jobber has a piece on the future of Kurt Mann at the Knights in light of the recent signing of five-eighth Blake Green.

    On top of that there's info on the COVID protocol breaches in recent weeks, our legendary crossword and word jumbles, along with all the regular features wrapping last weekend's action and your full match programme for NRL Round 14 and Super League Round 9.

    EDITION 12 - OUT NOW!

    Guest, click here to read online or download your free PDF copy

Bernie Gurr

Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Twizzle, Sep 7, 2016.

  1. Hollywood Jesus

    Hollywood Jesus Coach

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2003
    Messages:
    11,372
    Likes Received:
    632
    Bernie: We need to keep cutting costs.

    Board: No more hookers and coke.

    Bernie: *resigns*

    Also, f**k your cheese jokes. I'm sticking with the tried and true material.
     
    Eelementary likes this.
  2. Avenger

    Avenger Referee

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2003
    Messages:
    24,846
    Likes Received:
    4,364
    Almost forgot. He also pissed me off when he wore a Roosters tie to the semi final series last season when invited to their corporate box.
     
  3. hindy111

    hindy111 Immortal

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2008
    Messages:
    32,367
    Likes Received:
    7,164
    Did he do a good or average job?
    I'm unsure. I'd like peoples opinions.
     
  4. Gronk

    Gronk Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2006
    Messages:
    53,509
    Likes Received:
    8,860
    Plenty criticised him but I reckon he stilton a good job.
     
    Eelementary likes this.
  5. Happy MEel

    Happy MEel First Grade

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2016
    Messages:
    6,123
    Likes Received:
    3,729
    I’m going to do as the Swiss do and stay on the fence with this one (Gary’s up here with me).

    I’m concerned that if I offer an opinion you merkins will pick holes in it.
     
    Noise and Eelementary like this.
  6. JohnStoppafarty

    JohnStoppafarty Bench

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2017
    Messages:
    2,557
    Likes Received:
    1,048
    Go provalone then..
     
  7. strider

    strider Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2003
    Messages:
    65,271
    Likes Received:
    10,192
    I couldnt give a parmisan
     
  8. hindy111

    hindy111 Immortal

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2008
    Messages:
    32,367
    Likes Received:
    7,164
    I do ot understand any of these jokes.
     
  9. Parra Cheeses

    Parra Cheeses Juniors

    Joined:
    May 24, 2018
    Messages:
    253
    Likes Received:
    76
    Bernie Le Paved the way for the next Merkin.
    Le pave in Aldi. Do yourself a favour.
     
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2019
  10. 84 Baby

    84 Baby Coach

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2009
    Messages:
    16,272
    Likes Received:
    5,620
    Maybe we’re signing him to play second roe!
     
    hineyrulz and Poupou Escobar like this.
  11. forward pass

    forward pass Coach

    Joined:
    May 10, 2005
    Messages:
    10,120
    Likes Received:
    1,213
    Do we actually know why he resigned? He wants to stay involved in the game so clearly he will end up at another club. Sounds fishy.
     
  12. Noise

    Noise Coach

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2010
    Messages:
    11,838
    Likes Received:
    4,458
    There's an opening on the Commission now Coyne has left???
     
  13. emjaycee

    emjaycee First Grade

    Joined:
    May 16, 2006
    Messages:
    9,138
    Likes Received:
    3,958
    Do we actually know that he did resign?
    On 31st October he completes the term of his contracted engagement. Maybe he wasn't offered an extension? Maybe he was and rejected it? Maybe the length or dollars of the new contrsct weren't to his liking?

    Lots of reasons why he could be leaving and lots of unqualified speculation.
     
    Obscene Assassin likes this.
  14. Happy MEel

    Happy MEel First Grade

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2016
    Messages:
    6,123
    Likes Received:
    3,729
    Mate, we can’t even afford new jerseys. Bernie’s lifestyle was bleeding us dry. That’s the reason...nothing surer :grin:
     
    emjaycee likes this.
  15. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Post Whore

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2007
    Messages:
    60,253
    Likes Received:
    9,806
    I heard we're making room for the talented young CEO we've got coming through Jersey Flegg.
     

Share This Page