Bernie Gurr

[Hollywood Jesus]

Bernie: We need to keep cutting costs.

Board: No more hookers and coke.

Bernie: *resigns*

Also, f**k your cheese jokes. I'm sticking with the tried and true material.

 

[Avenger]

Almost forgot. He also pissed me off when he wore a Roosters tie to the semi final series last season when invited to their corporate box.

 

[hindy111]

Did he do a good or average job?
I'm unsure. I'd like peoples opinions.

 

[Gronk]

Did he do a good or average job?
I'm unsure. I'd like peoples opinions.

Plenty criticised him but I reckon he stilton a good job.

 

[Happy MEel]

Did he do a good or average job?
I'm unsure. I'd like peoples opinions.

I’m going to do as the Swiss do and stay on the fence with this one (Gary’s up here with me).

I’m concerned that if I offer an opinion you merkins will pick holes in it.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Bernie: We need to keep cutting costs.

Board: No more hookers and coke.

Bernie: *resigns*

Also, f**k your cheese jokes. I'm sticking with the tried and true material.

Go provalone then..

 

[strider]

I couldnt give a parmisan

 

[hindy111]

I do ot understand any of these jokes.

 

[Parra Cheeses]

Bernie Le Paved the way for the next Merkin.
Le pave in Aldi. Do yourself a favour.

 

[84 Baby]

Maybe we’re signing him to play second roe!

 

[forward pass]

Do we actually know why he resigned? He wants to stay involved in the game so clearly he will end up at another club. Sounds fishy.

 

[Noise]

Do we actually know why he resigned? He wants to stay involved in the game so clearly he will end up at another club. Sounds fishy.

There's an opening on the Commission now Coyne has left???

 

[emjaycee]

Do we actually know why he resigned? He wants to stay involved in the game so clearly he will end up at another club. Sounds fishy.

Do we actually know that he did resign?
On 31st October he completes the term of his contracted engagement. Maybe he wasn't offered an extension? Maybe he was and rejected it? Maybe the length or dollars of the new contrsct weren't to his liking?

Lots of reasons why he could be leaving and lots of unqualified speculation.

 

[Happy MEel]

Do we actually know that he did resign?
On 31st October he completes the term of his contracted engagement. Maybe he wasn't offered an extension? Maybe he was and rejected it? Maybe the length or dollars of the new contrsct weren't to his liking?

Lots of reasons why he could be leaving and lots of unqualified speculation.

Mate, we can’t even afford new jerseys. Bernie’s lifestyle was bleeding us dry. That’s the reason...nothing surer

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Do we actually know that he did resign?
On 31st October he completes the term of his contracted engagement. Maybe he wasn't offered an extension? Maybe he was and rejected it? Maybe the length or dollars of the new contrsct weren't to his liking?

Lots of reasons why he could be leaving and lots of unqualified speculation.

I heard we're making room for the talented young CEO we've got coming through Jersey Flegg.

 

[Gronk]

Finally. We have called in the big guns to try and find Bernie.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You reckon the main character will be an American?

"Hey I'm Chuck. Here downunder to help you Osseez with your NCIS! Let's go to the bar and get some Foster's."

 

[Twizzle]

Do we even have an NCIS here in Oz ?

I reckon Guy Pearce will be the Aussie Gibbs

 

[T.S Quint]

NCIS is not a great show.
An Aussie version wouldn’t make it any better.

 

[the phantom menace]

It needs Aaron Chen playing a character... turn it into an aussie comedy.