Best chants heard at a football game??

[Matt23]

to the music of Copacabana...

At the Kop End,
We all saw Rooney,
With his hands in his ears,
Oblivious to the jeers.

But poor old Stevie,
Looked so down hearted,
The Premiership just a dream,
He'll have to join another team.

And then the cautions flew,
Wes Brown, well he got two,
But despite all the possession,
Benitez knew...

At the Kop end,
Utd won it,
Hear the scousers cry,
As another season passes by.

Back in the 80's,
They were the best team,
But that was many years ago,
When we all watched the Wogan show.

At the kop end, at the Kop end,
Crying and moaning, spend all weekend groaning at the Kop End, Dudek lost
their love.....

 

[perth sharkie]

Leeds: "You're just a town full of twigs"

Brighton: "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it"


Apparently shut them up instantly! :lol:

 

[Matt23]

At a liverpool game

"Stand up, if you've robbed a car" Confused them no end :lol:

 

[Dragons Cross]

I've got a couple of good one's from games this season.

From the Spurs v Liverpool Carling cup game this xmas at White Hart Lane where we lost on penalties, in the South Stand we were singing to the tune of "Feed the world"

Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas time

Also at the Spurs v Saints game @ the Lane (Spurs 5-1) there was this Saints supporter with bright red hair giving us some lip so when the score was 4-1 about 2 bays worth of us were chanting to him

Ginger, what's the score
Ginger, Ginger whats the score!

It was classic, the poor bloke then got booted for stiring up trouble.

 

[Matt23]

And from the Chelsea song book

"In the liverpool slums, in the liverpool slums, they look in the dustbin for something to eat, they find a dead cat and they think it's a treat"

 

[Southernsaint]

And from the Chelsea song book

"In the liverpool slums, in the liverpool slums, they look in the dustbin for something to eat, they find a dead cat and they think it's a treat"

That's from everyone's song book...

 

[Raider Ultra]

For Southern Saint:
Hello Hello We are the Rangers boys
Hello Hello we are the Rangers boys
We're up to our knees in fenian blood,
cause we all follow the Rangers

;-)

 

[MEE]

during a UEFA cup match between St Johnstone and Monaco in a UEFA Cup match the Scots sang "In yer Monaco slums" :lol:

 

[Southernsaint]

For Southern Saint:
Hello Hello We are the Rangers boys
Hello Hello we are the Rangers boys
We're up to our knees in fenian blood,
cause we all follow the Rangers

;-)

Who let the Huns out?? Who?? Who??

'Cause we'll be in Seville when yer watching The Bill!!

 

[Moffo]

during a UEFA cup match between St Johnstone and Monaco in a UEFA Cup match the Scots sang "In yer Monaco slums" :lol:

:lol:

Monaco is a beautiful place though, tell them there dreamin!

 

[Southernsaint]

during a UEFA cup match between St Johnstone and Monaco in a UEFA Cup match the Scots sang "In yer Monaco slums" :lol:

:lol:

Monaco is a beautiful place though, tell them there dreamin!

Yeah, where a Coke is $5...

I'd have you down as one of the sad cases who took their passport to the Post Office to get a Monaco stamp in it, Moffo!!

 

[Raider Ultra]

I won 10 euros on the pokies in Monaco, just about the only place I've ever won. Was going to buy a drink at the casino, till I saw it was 10 euros for a shot of vodka!

 

[Raider Ultra]

By the way, I'm not a Rangers fan, was just trying to wind you up. ;-)

 

[Follow Me Up To Carlton]

Roamin the gloamin with a Shamrock in my hand
Roamin the gloamin with St Patrick’s Fenian band
And when the music stops, f**k King Billy and John Knox
Ohh it's good to be a Roman Catholic.... (leads on to)

... Forever and ever
We'll follow the bhoys
Of Glasgow Celtic, The Timmalloys
We'll never be mastered by you Orange bastards
We'll keep the Green flag flying high

I am a Catholic land and true
I hate the old red, white and blue
I love the wearing of the Green
No homage to a foreign Queen
I asked myself what can I do
To win the cause of Erin true
I joined the Volunteers one day
You know them as the IRA

 

[Follow Me Up To Carlton]

You planning on going in for next Firm game on the 20th SS?

I'm considering catching it at The Harp.

 

[Southernsaint]

You planning on going in for next Firm game on the 20th SS?

I'm considering catching it at The Harp.

Definently. I'll sort out a shift swap so I only have to be at work at 11am...

 

[Moffo]

during a UEFA cup match between St Johnstone and Monaco in a UEFA Cup match the Scots sang "In yer Monaco slums" :lol:

:lol:

Monaco is a beautiful place though, tell them there dreamin!

Yeah, where a Coke is $5...

I'd have you down as one of the sad cases who took their passport to the Post Office to get a Monaco stamp in it, Moffo!!

I did that in Liechtenstein :lol:

 

[Raider Ultra]

Sad bastard, although there's not much else to do in Liechtenstein. It cost 8 euros for a kebab there!

 

[Southernsaint]

Moffo - did you do a Contiki / Top Deck tour?? When I was OS I met some people that did them & saw the adverts: They call it a 12 country tour but include Andorra, Monaco, the Vatican, San Marino, Luxembourg & Litchtenstein!! Arsey bastards!!

 

[Raider Ultra]

Andorra is the best country in the world, costs 3 euros for a 1L bottle of vodka!