Best sledge youve heard

[Holla if ya hear me]

heard a good one last night...this pissed cronulla idiot was prattling on last nite about this and that and and one wag says..."For christs sake will you shut up..we got the spoon but weve got you by 40 ...head"..last we heard of him as he dragged his sorry ass out of the ground.
another good one is..leave your gersey at the gate ..my dog wants a new dograg/car cloth
few cricketing ones ...they are good
whatcha heard?

 

[strewth_mate]

Although somewhat politically incorrect, I liked McGrath's to Eddo Brandes:

"Brandes, why are you so fat?"

"Because every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit"
(apologies for the language)

 

[beef]

http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=91538&highlight=Sledge+Sledging

 

[Misanthrope]

Dimitri Pelo (French rep) playing for Newtown last night ran the ball dead in goal rather than face the defence. Mat (TJS) roared:
"I knew he was French, look at him surrender!"

 

[Alex28]

LOL Chris - nice

 

[northern knight]

You know the ones we say "nnewcarcell" they say "suck".If you get a really obnocious 1 say "hey,if you wanna suck, take ya boyfriend out the back and do it quietly." Worked every time for the last 17 yrs ,works for guys and girls.

 

[thuganomics]

*scratches head*

 

[northern knight]

why scratch head

 

[thuganomics]

*scratches left eye*

 

[bluesbreaker]

*scratches Thugga*

 

[Skye]

you've got siemens on your jersey...
you've got siemens on your jersey...
you've got siemens on your jeeerrrssseeeeyyy!!!

Can't remember how that one crept around, but great to see confuzzled roosters supporters looking down at their jerseys!

Go jersey sponsors!

There are many in the Crusade... classic ones too! But others know them more than I do

 

[mrford61]

In 2001 I worked with a fellow Knights fan and a fanatical Eels fan.

A week after the Grand Final us Knights fans both had our GF T-shirts on, like the ones they must have printed to see who wins because the players sometimes have them on straight after the game.

My mate said to the Eels supporter, " Dont worry mate, if you slip down to the Parramatta dump and scrounge through the rubbish you might find one that makes you feel a bit better"

Doesnt sound much now but it was piss funny at the time and the best sledge I have ever heard.

 

[northern knight]

In 2001 I worked with a fellow Knights fan and a fanatical Eels fan.

A week after the Grand Final us Knights fans both had our GF T-shirts on, like the ones they must have printed to see who wins because the players sometimes have them on straight after the game.

My mate said to the Eels supporter, " Dont worry mate, if you slip down to the Parramatta dump and scrounge through the rubbish you might find one that makes you feel a bit better"

Doesnt sound much now but it was piss funny at the time and the best sledge I have ever heard.

Yes good one but a bit close to the bone I have 2 t shirts from 2000 semi still in plastic with Knights Nrl grand final
on front and "I Love the Knight Life" on the back we were given them by the club but sworn to secrecy.I guess its long enough ago now.We were to put them on at the end of the game when we won and stand behind the bench. Bloody fittler had to intercept Joeys pass didnt he.

 

[Knightmare]

At the Knights-Rabbitohs game in 2002 The Burrow started chanting "You Arseholes! You Arseholes!" so I rose to my feet, turned to face them and began to chant "Souths sh*t-Me! Souths sh*t-Me!"

 

[RABK]

Crusade has had soem absolute bell ringers.

Were in the process of remembering them all for our website but i can tell you no one is safe...... Players, Ref's, Officials and fans all cop it.

 

[Nuke]

This isn't so much a sledge, but I suppose it's a kind of visual/action sledge instead of a verbal one.

I went to a Knights home game against Parramatta in 2002 (or was it 2000? I'm pretty sure it was 2002 though). Before the game, ParraJesus was walking back and forth in front of the Eastern grandstand waving his massive Eels flag. He was clearly starting to annoy the fans in that part of the ground, because after a little while, someone grabbed his flag and threw it over the back fence outta the stadium! I was pissing myself with laughter! He had to get escorted out of the ground so he could retrieve his flag. He didn't parade around with it again for the rest of the day! In fact, as Parramatta lost that game, he wasn't waving it around too much at all!

 

[bubs]

NEW.CAS.TLE.

YOU. ASS. HOLE.

WHERE'S. MY. DOLE.
WHAT. A .HOLE.

DIG .SOME. COAL.
And numerous variations on the same theme.

 

[Nuke]

You could also say New Car Smell.

People tend to like that smell for some reason.