Some of my fav Austin quotes.....
On/About Bret Hart
-"If you put an "S" in front of Hitman, then you know what I think of him."
-"You say how you feel like you're returning to the chuck wagon. Well, y'all can take that chuck wagon of yours and shove it straight up your ass."
-"Every time you get on TV, you say you've been screwed. Well let me just tell you this son, I ain't bringin' a condom to the ring. I'm bringing a hell of a can of whoop ass! "
-"Last night the entire world saw me whip Bret Hart's ass with his own world famous sharpshooter! The only problem is the rest of the Hart Foundation showed up to save his candy ass. You have thirty seconds Bret. Thirty seconds to get out here. Don't worry about puttin' on your little black and pink tights because they look like crap anyway!"
On/About The Rock
-"You don't suck 'cause these people say you suck. You suck 'cause Stone Cold said so!"
-"Bring your nursery rhyme singin' ass out here so Stone Cold can show you the meaning of "Smack Down."
-"I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass!"
-"You got your little challenge. You think you are big and tough, you stand up there all jacked up? I got some challenges for you. I challenge you to get a descent haircut! Since you are a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the commode."
-"When 3:16 shows up on your pager, you know your ass is mine!"
-"Come March 28 at WrestleMania, Stone Cold is going to march into Philadelphia, right down Know Your Role boulevard, up to the corner of Jabroni Drive. He's gonna check himself into the SmackDown Hotel, right into room 316, and he's gonna burn that son of a bitch right to the ground!"
On Kane
-"Let me tell you something. You say that if you don't win the WWF title you'll set yourself on fire. I'll tell you something right now: if you're dumb enough to set your ass on fire in this ring, you can bet your bottom dollar that Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna bring all the marshmallows, all the hot dogs and all the beer. Doesn't matter to me. You can be a human campfire and I'll sit down and watch you burn all day long, and if you start to go out, you can rest assured that old Stone Cold will be right there to throw another log on the fire."
To Michaels Cole after arriving to the Royal Rumble
-"I got nothing to say to you. Just park my damn truck, and if you scratch it, you are going to get you ass whipped."
The greatest promo of al ltime after defeating Jake the Snake Roberts to win the 96 King of the Ring
-"The first thing I want done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring. Get him out of the WWF, because I've proven son, without a shadow of a doubt - you ain't got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. You talk about Psalm. Talk about John. 3:16. Austin 3:16 says: I've just whipped you ass!! All he is got to do is buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime. As the King of the Ring, I'm serving notice to everyone of the WWF superstars. I don't give a damn what they are. They are all on the list, and that is Stone Cold's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of them. As far as this championship match is considered, son, I don't give a damn if it's Davey Boy Smith or Shawn Michaels. Steve Austin's time has come, and when I get the shot, you are looking at the next WWF champion, and that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!"
