Big Bash 2020/2021 (Mens and Womens)

[Eelectrica]

He's gone over, he's gone round, he's yet to go under...

 

[Bazal]

He's gone over, he's gone round, he's yet to go under...

With Levers like that, he might even go through some merkins torso!

 

[jargan83]

Shane Warne just spent the last over talking about how wide Yorkers can go wrong if the bowlers misses by a fraction in a negative tone.

Next over, Bartlett comes on bowls a wide first ball and old mate Warnie is saying how's its a great plan.

 

[Bazal]

Bancroft just holding up an end, getting the shine off the ball...

 

[mozza91]

Slats scared of the storm like a dog or a small child.

 

[Bazal]

Oh my goodness....a lofted six over cover, and the Bison. My two greatest fetishes

 

[Eelectrica]

Heat have picked a bad time to go back to being the Heat.

 

[Bazal]

Lol at the no no no for the covers when the radar has about half a monsoon three minutes away...

There's a few gaps in the front so hopefully one of them rolls over Manuka and the rain all falls elsewhere

 

[mozza91]

Lucky the rain came when it did. Brayshaw was due for a masturbation triggered heart attack.

 

[TIGER14]

Warnie wants a 5 over game just for the 69 run chase....

 

[Bazal]

Welp it's hosing down at my place ten mins south and lightning just hit either a large tree or the Bisons massive levers.

Manuka drains well though. Fingers crossed.

 

[jargan83]

Bead Hodge sounds like he still asks his mum for permission to go out.

 

[TIGER14]

Dan Christian's beer probably starting to get warm by the end of that interview.

 

[jargan83]

The stage is set for Chris Lynn to hit a heroic 15 off 5

 

[TheParraboy]

Heat need 200
18 overs

What we think, Lynn tons up? He is due

 

[Bazal]

How dumb is Warnie?

They don't get exactly the same target cos the Scorchers were planning for a 20 over innings, not an 18 over innings, you wax-faced carp

 

[TIGER14]

How dumb is Warnie?

They don't get exactly the same target cos the Scorchers were planning for a 20 over innings, not an 18 over innings, you wax-faced carp

The hair plugs have seeped through his skull and into his last remaining brain cell.

 

[Exsilium]

How dumb is Warnie?

They don't get exactly the same target cos the Scorchers were planning for a 20 over innings, not an 18 over innings, you wax-faced carp

“Denly just needs to play cricket shots”

 

[_snafu_]

Warne: "That's one hand job"

 

[Bazal]

He's hit Jack!

That's Lynnsane