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Biggest wanker in cricket

Hallatia

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How can you go past Kevin Piertersen? A more arrogant wanker in world cricket doesn't exist, although Grayemey Smith would come a close second. Don't get me wrong the blokes can obviously play but that doesn't make each of them any less of wankers.
I remember back when Smith's name was a synonym for wanker, not quite the same anymore...
 

Sam_the_man

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Watson and Clark by a country mile then Haddin. For the rest of the world Stuart Broad and thats about it for international wankers.
 

Cockadoodledoo

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Watching Watson's little orgasm today got me thinking- is he the biggest wanker in international cricket? If not, who are his competitors to the claim? Who irks you?

From Australia, Watson and Haddin are on equal footing for mine. Johnston is just lagging behind in the wanker stakes.

From South Africa, Nel is a supreme wanker.I know he hasn't played for South Africa for a season, but there are not many cricketers that I love to see fail more than this arrogant bastard. I find Graeme Smith is the stereotypical pretentious Boor.

From England, Paul Collingwood is dirt.

For you?

Some of the nuffies that play for New Zealand like McCullum.. a poor mans Gilchrist.
 

PARRA_FAN

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Watson, Sreesanth after their wicket celebrations. Petersen, cause he cant cop any sledge from overseas crowds so he tells his captain to move him.

And what about past players, these days Greg Matthews.
 

Big Pete

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I used to think some of you on here were far too harsh on Watson...

But after today's celebration anything that's said about him here is warranted. What a tosser.
 

Iafeta

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The funny follow up to Watson's semi-rabid climax was some douche (Clarke?) coming up and smacking him on the bottom to celebrate. What is it with the Baggy Greens and playing tamborine on another man's arse?
 

Jubileeboy

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only my opinion..
can be pompous when he wants to be

Australians are very wary(sp) of who would/could captain the cricket side...
 

Engine

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Aust : Mitchell Johnson. Not the biggest wanker in world cricket, but I'd love to see him dropped. He has two wanker mate in Michael Clarke and Brad Haddin.


SA: The whole team except for Ashwell Prince and Duminy. Their captain is prob the biggest prick but he has heaps of mates. F(*k, I hate them.
 

eddiesmith

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Shane Watson is very much like a young Brett Lee, but todays effort was shocking, I doubt there has ever been a worse act of 'celebration' by an international cricketer ever

Shame the rules probably dont allow them to suspend him
 

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