O'Callaghan Park isn't too far away from the railway station at Zillmere.
Zillmere Station would have to be the most derelict station on the northside. You can just about bet that when someone gets on at Zillmere, they look and smell as though they've just emerged from the sewers.
For the record, the top 5 seediest, dodgiest stations north of Brisbane would have to be:
1. Zillmere
2. Toombul
3. Strathpine
4. Bowen Hills
5. Brunswick St
(Morayfield, Burpengary and Caboolture were not included as they are accepted as dirt already).
When scoping those who get on at Zillmere, Toombul and Strathpine, watch for an avalanche of oft-pregnant, scantily clad, tattooed, cork-heel wearing skanks to emerge. These girls idolise Pamela Anderson, especially for her her energy and guile in such performances as Pam & Tommy: The Spa Scene. Then you have the guys. You're dealing with the real dubious here. These are the type who believe dressing and behaving like Eminem is actually cool. This calibre of male and female are generally attracted to one another, and can often be seen coupling. What a graceful, cultured pair they make, too.
At Bowen Hills, the council workers come out in force, which isn't so much a problem, until they start breathing. These guys don't know what tooth-brushes are. They talk about on-the-spot fines for eating or drinking on a train. Well, I think it's time on-the-spot fines were introduced for council workers who decide to breath. I'm talking 300 bux too. Double it. And yawning? Sorry fellas, but that's the equivalent of murder. The council worker's standard 4pm yawn is like the Hiroshima of all yawns. It's a crime against humanity. Bring back the death penalty, I say.
As for Brunswick St, well, if you get on here, you can be one of only two things:
1. An Asian
2. A dirty big homosexual.
'Nuff said.
