two rules for the night that are much harder then they seem. Noone can turn left and you cant use shortened words (isn't, it's, etc).
STRIPPERS. All day. Every day. Preferably the female kind. And not overweight.
But they show you their boobs. Totally worth it.
Once you've been to Thailand or the Philippines, paying $150 for a girl to not touch you just seems like wasted money.
Given the groom will be present it seems like a life lesson that would be entirely appropriate.....
Marriage doesn't mean less sex. It means more sex. That's the point. That's the main reason I want to get married.
I'm not a virgin. I've had sex. And I didn't even have to pay for it (directly).
I'm not a virgin. I've had sex. And I didn't even have to pay for it (directly).
Marriage doesn't mean less sex. It means more sex. That's the point. That's the main reason I want to get married.