I prefer to donate by cheque... Pay god...$20...not negotiable
* Former numbers matching catholic
I've had too many cheques and IOU's bounce with him over the years, time to get serious.
Don't worry lads, we've got a sneaky plan.
“Tigers retention plan:
Step 1 — Pray.
Step 2 — Pray harder.
Step 3 — Lie about having a plan.”
It's staight out of the Pascoe's Handbook, Part 2, "How to Lie About Membership Numbers".
We are also going to do this:
Rename Campbelltown Stadium, officially rebranding it to
“Jahream Bula Athletic Park".
Give Him Unlimited Wests Leagues Club Chicken Schnitzels.
Build a Giant Golden Statue outside Leichhardt Oval naming it, "Living The Jahream".
He gets to choose a mascot like a black and white tiger with wings that has a Bula head.
Give him his own private lounge atop of the Wayne Pearce scoreboard.
Bring his wife back to captain the Wests Tigers NRLW Team.
Set up clauses in his contract where he can choose the spine and coach.
Establish a save the Bula Committee where all they do is follow him around saying:
“Mate, you happy? Want a drink? Want a snack? Want a new fullback coach?” They organise a save the Bula Hotline too and just bullcrap answers to the members over the phone and also answer TSP's emails.

If he doesn't resign, we’ll force him to watch a replay of every Tigers game from 2014–2023 as punishment then give him a BBQ and tell him to buzz off